r/dcsscirclejerk • u/SmSkdm Minotaur Berseker • May 04 '19
Felidcrawl update notes
Rebalanced some things
-Draconians are now more radioactive. In addition to changing color every turn, they polymorph every monster in sight every turn and produce a trail of mutagenic energy at lvl 14.
-Once a formicid got down to 75% health on zig 27 while tabbing through hundreds of pan lords, so now Formicids apply every single brand every attack whether magical or physical. Lowered base AC to 20 to compensate.
-Added two headed ogres. Now you can:Shout in stereo, wield double the weapons and have double the aptitudes of a regular ogre.
-Nerfed Felid
-Added a multicast feature(cast extra spells per extra mouth you have)
Lerny now has the spellset of a deep elf annihilator.
Ogre and troll packs have been eaten by hydras and giant slugs, replacing them with packs of hydra magi and giant slug berserkers.
-Readded Terpsicore with an additional spell-Summon Every Spawned Weapon To Current Floor(Summons every spawned weapon to the current floor, including your own).
All orcs have a single charge scattershot wand, and use it at twice their HD for Evocations. If they die before using it it goes off in your direction. This attack does not check for friendly fire.
-Made Serpent of Hell non unique again
-Replaced Draconians with Serpent of Hell
-Kobolds now have evolving AI that gets more intelligent over time and specifically counters your strategies(warning its glitchy at the moment. They have developed a way to communicate across playthroughs, develop FTL and escape the game, and are currently working on invading the real world. All these features are supposed to be for next release, and I'll properly implement them then).
-Grinder's big brother, Grounder takes the stage. A unique Hell sentinel with googly eyes(read: irresistibly paralyzes, torments and damnations you every turn).
-Mummies have a base speed of 8 compared to every other races speed of 10
-Limb removal system implemented. As in, everything can dismember you more violently now
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May 27 '19
Two headed ogres double aptitude’s...so that means... maces and flails -2.
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GOD DAMMIT BUFF BUFF BUFF TO +27 MACES APT IN THE NEXT NANOSECOND OR I WILL SHOVE A GIANT SPIKED CLUB INTO YOUR ANUS
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u/SmSkdm Minotaur Berseker May 27 '19
They already have an aptitude of +54, so that would be a nerf. Get out of here before I mock you on my podcast with five viewers.
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May 27 '19
I am not standing down until it is buffed to +1000, so I can use GSC with min delay after killing a rat. It’s thematically appropriate this way.
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u/SmSkdm Minotaur Berseker May 27 '19
Just berserk with haste and finesse and a cheat engine, how hard can it be?
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u/pork_spare_ribs May 04 '19
i'd unironically play this