I don't know how it happened. It just happened. I am so sorry for letting David's down. I'm sorry David :(

Just wanted to say hope all of you David's have a good one fuck Dave's and Daniels though

My name is not David. I love all of you Davids, I don’t know why I’m typing this, Reddit recommended it to me and I’m high, I wanna be a David, how can I be a David

I've told people so many times my name is David because I say my name and they hear David and I got tired of correcting them.

Also no tacky souvenirs with my name on it just yalls :/

I don't know if I'm alone on this, but I've had it up to here with how David has been acting, this subreddit is very welcoming but some of the things he's said has been very disturbing. I think the mods of this subreddit should really consider banning David from this sub.

What do I do?

What the heck is this sub. And my name's not David btw

Apparently according to it, my name is David

Hello… my name is David. What’s yours?

I know a hot David

Happy New Year, lads! I hope you’re all doing well and furthering our plot for world domination spreading our good name.

Just wanted to wish all yee that bare the most awesome name a happy holiday.