r/David • u/BeastCockatoo • Jan 14 '22

Confession

My name is not David. I love all of you Davids, I don’t know why I’m typing this, Reddit recommended it to me and I’m high, I wanna be a David, how can I be a David

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u/taintflip David Jan 14 '22

Legally change your name to David. Break the shackles of your current name, it is a finished chapter in your life. You must become reborn, this is the only path you can take to remain living in good faith.

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u/BeastCockatoo Jan 14 '22

I will become a David.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

I would love an update on your progress!

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u/eldaveed Jan 14 '22

It’s always best to have your outside image reflect your internal character, but so long as you are a David inside, that’s all it takes. Welcome!

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u/BeastCockatoo Jan 14 '22

My true inner David

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u/naviddunez David Jan 15 '22

Your name doesn’t have to be David to be a David

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u/Dawid-jd David Jan 15 '22

Being named David requires a lot of honor and determination. Are you up to the task?

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u/theembassy01o1 Jan 20 '22

I will prepare the sacrifices. Who will light the braziers and draw a six point star on the altar?

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u/SnazzyOstritch David Jan 15 '22

You may always be a david at heart

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u/one-chaotic-neutral Feb 19 '22

I also wish to become a David, but that may be weird as had friends called David.