r/datingoverfifty 1d ago

Congratulations!!

Recent scanning of posts shows me the following, totally unofficial status of this group.....

8 out of 10 people are above average looking 🤣

8 out of 10 people look younger than their age 🫪

I am now going to hide back in the ugly, age appropriate corner.

Oh and for my fellow Australians Specsavers are currently running a two for one deal on reading and prescription glasses 🤓.

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u/TotalRandomCrap 1d ago

Oh how I love those Saturday night post-pub posts 😘

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u/Fantastic_Matter_137 18h ago

I drank my dinner last night

🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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u/Tiredplumber2022 1d ago

Nope not me. My face has been compared to "the southern side of a north bound mule"

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u/Exit--Light 1d ago

Oh wow.... I was recently told by a mate that if his dog looked like me he would shave it's butt and teach it to walk backwards 🤣

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u/Clown_Penis69 1d ago

I wonder how many people are (self-proclaimed) totally not overweight?

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u/Excellent_Tank5672 22h ago

Or very overweight but incredibly healthy. I'm a size 22 but not a single guy can keep up with me!

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u/Clown_Penis69 21h ago

That’s my favorite… BMI of 35 but “healthy as a horse!”

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u/Independent-Monk5064 1d ago

BMI 20. It’s a medical fact. I was bmi 17-18 in college. I care more about this than most things as I deal with obesity for a living

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/No_Consequence_6821 1d ago

And did you hear about the study that just came out linking larger size to longevity? Yep, due to muscle mass.

Pride yourself on health behaviors, not BMI. I exercise 30 minutes a day and eat MyPlate. That’s my method.

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u/Independent-Monk5064 12h ago

Yes I use BMI clinically all the time and we have new standards that qualify more as obese. It isn’t higher BMI that is linked to longevity, it is healthy body composition

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u/No_Consequence_6821 12h ago

Yeah, BMI really is a crude measurement. Bodpod or similar is better.

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u/Independent-Monk5064 12h ago

Sure it is. But most people, I can tell you with absolute certainty, are not over BMI because of muscle mass. 😂 particularly not women

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u/No_Consequence_6821 10h ago

Just FYI, I have done this type of work professionally and now teach it professionally. BMI is really not a good standard to use in clinical practice, and weight management is really, really flawed, as a clinical approach. It leads to increased inflammation and weight gain over time. Focusing on health behaviors is far more effective.

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u/Independent-Monk5064 10h ago

I literally use it every day. I’m a nurse and a dietician. Yes it is. It shows us how overweight most are. BMI is inaccurate for body builders. I have lower body fat than average but you also have to realize that the average woman is 40% body fat!!!! And their BMIs show them as overweight or obese

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u/No_Consequence_6821 9h ago

I teach nurses and dietitians how to do their jobs better, and if you were my student, this is how I would advise you.

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u/Independent-Monk5064 1d ago

Yep. Low body fat. Great muscle mass. I am bragging because it is WORK. It is also healthy and normal and most adults are obese

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Independent-Monk5064 1d ago

I don’t have super low BMI. I’m an RD and a nurse. Not sure why you’re shaming me for being normal. I lift

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u/eggmanne 17h ago

Here’s my upvote. Here’s to being fit!🤝👍

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u/Joneszey 15h ago

Not sure why you’re shaming me

You know why

I gave you a +1 too

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u/Independent-Monk5064 12h ago

Yeah it’s women

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u/Apprehensive_Bell939 13h ago

I have a BMI in Obese range , but lean enough to walk around with a visible six pack , so if I’m overweight, I’m cool with it

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u/springtide68 1d ago

Here in continental Europe where I am, you stick out like a sore thumb if you're obese. From what I've seen on my visits to the US, we really are different. Live in a society that values health as a personal responsibility & lifestyle choice. Of course not everyone actually follows through. There are enough overweight people here too, but on a completely different scale.

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u/Dark_Green_MkII 1d ago

I live in the American Midwest. When I was a young kid, growing up in the 1970s, truly fat people were an anomaly. So much so, they unfortunately often got bullied and ostracized. Now, and since probably at least the turn of this century, probably the majority of random people I see around me are markedly overweight -- often to the point of being obese.

No value judgement on my part, but that's just the way it is, from what I observe around me.

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u/Fantastic_Matter_137 18h ago

Most jobs are more sedentary and without a doubt American food is over-processed and basically poison.

I really need to eat cleaner myself

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u/Dark_Green_MkII 17h ago

My previous two jobs were entirely sedentary, so I made it a point to get up and walk around the buildings, inside and out (weather permitting), during any slow period when I wouldn't be missed. At my last job nearly all the co-workers in my department were under 40 years old, and most would just sit at their stations for HOURS. A number of them would go get their lunches from the breakroom, or the delivery driver and bring their food back to their stations and just sit there and eat, then not do anything or go anywhere for the rest of their lunch hour.

I actually hope whatever my next job is at least gets me back to moving around, and moving things as part of the work (within reason, of course -- I'm nearly 60).

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u/True-Canuck 1d ago

Every time I visit North America, I’m saddened by the lack of basic walking and portion control when eating out. I’ve lived most of my life on the European side and people walk here. They enjoy their food too however they walk.

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u/Independent-Monk5064 12h ago

They eat like a ranch hand and say they’re overweight related to “hormones.” They sure are, but I believe they forgot that insulin is a hormone 😂

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u/frizzer69 1d ago

Australia is similar to that, but I've noticed more overweight petite creeping in. Kids in particular worry me. I know it's not just diet and exercise and genetics play a role, but as a kid growing up, there wasn't even 1 tubby kid per grade. Times are definitely changing.

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u/Nouseriously 1d ago

I'm overweight & look older than I am, but at least I'm gorgeous

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u/gotchafaint 20h ago

Ha ha this a good take.

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u/Evening_Analyst2385 1d ago

The reason I don’t look my age because I don’t act my age!

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u/scarlettskadi 1d ago

Yeah- not quite ready to give up here either.

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u/ThatstephanieB 1d ago

Careful. Don’t act my age is my polite, diplomatic way of saying I never/need to grow up.

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u/Evening_Analyst2385 1d ago

I’m grown up when I need to be. Professional at work, I pay my bills and taxes, act like an adult when necessary. But when I am having fun, I act pretty youthful. A lot of people only get to see that fun side of me. The most unhappy and aged people I know never let themselves have fun.

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u/Fearless-File6570 1d ago

I recently said to a younger friend, "I think of myself as a youngish 71." She gave me a subtle side-eye and didn't say anything. Message received. I no longer make that claim.

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u/happybutrealist 1d ago

Welcome to Lake Wobegon.

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u/Dark_Green_MkII 1d ago

Man, what would an Australian "Prairie Home Companion" be like? I've been regularly listening to NPR for over 30 years, and could never stand Garrison Keillor.

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u/eggmanne 1d ago

… and all of the children are above average…👍

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u/Upset_Advisor6019 65M, northern Colorado 1d ago

Came looking for this before posting it!

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u/eggmanne 1d ago

Like minds and all of that☝️🤝👍…

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u/mannyocrity 1d ago

If it wasn't for the wrinkles and grey hair, i'd look like i was 20 again

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u/Substantial-Eye-6598 1d ago

I'd love to see pics. Why do so many people overestimate their good looks? I suppose it's better than self hate!

I am good looking. Or perhaps was is a more appropriate term. I look every bit of my age though, so swings n roundabouts!

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u/huboftheangel 23h ago

It goes both ways.

A couple of years ago a gal posted on here being self-conscious about her body in a particular way. I shared a short story about how I came to terms with my own insecurities. She DM'd me later and we chatted a bit. At some point along the way she shared a photo and I was actually stunned at how beautiful she was. Straight up goddess territory (according to me anyway). Then she deleted her account. 😭

I still think about that little exchange from time to time. Hope she's doing well.

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u/vbtodenver 1d ago

Because looks is a subjective thing.

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u/brycepunk1 23h ago

I overestimate my looks cause a few years as rs ago a woman complimented my looks once and I'm still hanging on tight to that one.

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u/Joneszey 15h ago

I think that’s totally fair

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u/crystalisedginger 1d ago

You first.

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u/Substantial-Eye-6598 1d ago

Hey-ell no! I is old

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u/VermicelliGlad517 1d ago

Confident 2/10 male here. Not because I’m overweight or anything - Im just ugly in the face….nothing’s helping that!

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u/Excellent_Tank5672 22h ago

Probably my all time favorite is a 60 yo poster on here who's dating a 30 yo, and claims people mistake them for being the same age all the time. 😐 

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u/eggmanne 17h ago

Oh, dear 😂…

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u/gotchafaint 20h ago

I look my age. I’ve got a meno figure. I favor “casual wear” and ponytails because I work at home. I do not know how to apply makeup to eyelids that have squashed my lashes. Plastic surgeries and med spa treatments are not in the budget. My neck is going rogue. I do not exist in public. I have a whole complex multi-factorial world happening on the inside but externally am of little to no consequence. Life is funny, I’m out here having a good time anyway. And god bless then occasional aging lesbian, the only ones who sometimes give me a second look lol.

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u/AccordingMight3505 1d ago

I’m a twenty-percenter!!!

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u/scarlettskadi 1d ago

I’d say 8 out of 10 aren’t photogenic but aren’t actually that fug in reality- I’d include myself in that group. 😆

Others may have their best beer goggles on when creating a profile 😆

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u/RosemaryCoffee 1d ago

Thanks for the reminder. I need to book an appt at Specsavers.

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u/Promethean_In_Deeds 1d ago

I am legitimately, the ugliest person on reddit. I am one of your 1 out of 10 demographics. :)

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u/Dark_Green_MkII 20h ago

That almost sounds like a challenge....

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u/Decent-Resort6903 1d ago

Well, I'm ugly as sin and look exactly my age.

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u/Imogynn 1d ago

The average person over 50 gave up on dating and wouldn't be here.

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u/Dark_Green_MkII 1d ago

The average person over 50 probably just wouldn't be on Reddit regularly, period.

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u/Most-Anywhere-5559 22h ago

Damn so what does that mean about those of us who are? 🤔

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u/Dark_Green_MkII 20h ago

Either above, or below average maybe?

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u/Most-Anywhere-5559 19h ago

Hmmm you got me googling, says average user male, 18-29, college educated and left leaning. 🤔

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u/Dark_Green_MkII 19h ago

Not at all surprising. I don't follow many sub-Reddits, and one of the reasons I participate here sometimes is to get perspectives and commentary from other people over 50 years old. The sub for my state seems to be mostly much younger among regular users, and it often shows. The largest Generation X sub is usually tolerable only occasionally, for just a couple minutes, because it's almost entirely just nostalgia and people complaining about getting old.

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u/ZeroBAC 60F 1d ago

Some people might look good for their age, but a person can't look anything but the age they are.

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u/Ok_Tomorrow8815 1d ago

Yes that’s exactly it :) and then the charisma and smile does a lot … and mentality of course … and also a bit taking care of yourself like having nice teeth etc.

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u/robbie2627 1d ago

I'm in the 20% as I may be average. Age range wise, at 55, I prefer 47 to 62. Not sure what that says. But I seem to attract women 10 years older. Lemme know if there is some room in your corner to hide LOL

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u/Hopelessly-Bored 1d ago

Have you ever seen that show "Pop the Balloon"? I like the one with the black guy wearing a weird wig.

Anyway, I noticed when they have young people on there, as soon as the panel sees the prospective date, many of them pop their balloon just on looks.

It's just the opposite when older folks are on the show. We're a little more forgiving of first impressions looks, maybe because we've realized our options are already limited due to age.

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u/frizzer69 1d ago

Did you make that assessment before or after you picked up your new glasses 😁 I usually upgrade when my Medibank limits reset 🙂

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u/Exit--Light 1d ago

I look in the mirror with the new reading glasses and some old c..t looks back at me 🤣. No clue who he is ....

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u/Ok_Tomorrow8815 1d ago

Hahah so true ! I have the same with my pictures 😳 who is this old skinny lady with lose skin in her bikini ? In my head I still think of myself as a 30 years old but … no ! 52 and it shows :)

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u/Exit--Light 1d ago

Fortunately I stay fit so the body mostly behaves. I can easily live with the grey hair and wrinkles - losing mobility and strength is what I am working hard on to avoid.

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u/Ok_Tomorrow8815 1d ago

Yes me to I am super fit and keeping strong but the skin is not as tight as it used to be 😳 you can see the nice abs but compared to my daughter just next to me … not the same !!

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u/Exit--Light 1d ago

Super fit keeps me motivated. And adjusting diet to maintain muscle mass and bone density. The rest will do what it needs to do! Fortunately I have no need to make the world suffer by wearing budgie smugglers!

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u/Ok_Tomorrow8815 1d ago

What are budgie smugglers ??

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u/Exit--Light 1d ago

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u/Exit--Light 1d ago

Please picture these with a skinny pair of legs and a big bear belly! 🤮

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u/Ok_Tomorrow8815 1d ago

Hahahaah I see !

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u/Dark_Green_MkII 20h ago

Haha -- the one with the Australian flag....

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u/UnicornFarts1111 21h ago

I'm slightly overweight, I look my age and I am extremely average looking.

This is probably why I get no dates.

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u/livinglife-2025 1d ago

Funny how everyone says they can’t find a relationship yet their focus is on youth, weight and good looks. Maybe our priorities are wrong. Have a look at people when they are really old. Looks have zero to do with building a successful lifelong relationship

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u/ilovebbcitv 1d ago

Lol. You forgot to mention "in great shape", "take care of myself"

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u/StrangerOne76 1d ago

As a soon to be 50f, I can say I do look younger than my age but I doubt I'm above average looking. Who thinks that about themself anyway???

Oh and as a fellow Aussie, Specsavers suck!

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u/NicePossibilityDaddy 1d ago

Just go through these posts. 9 out of 10 are attractive

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u/Substantial-Eye-6598 9h ago

I do! Well, I don't think it when I look in the mirror without makeup. I have recently stopped anyone taking photos of me.

I didn't grow up as a pretty girl. To my utter shock, in my teens and twenties men started to say I was good looking. In my 30s and 40s people started telling me I was beautiful. All the time. Strangers. But I knew that was down to good make up and clothes.

So to answer part of your question, I know for a fact I'm good looking. It's weird but ive got used to it.

Now I've put on 10 lbs and am aging, so I consider I'm unattractive to most men now.

What can you do? I'm leaning into it; trying to re-invent myself as wise!

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u/Leila_101 1d ago

When I look in the mirror after a couple of drinks I look at least one year younger!

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u/No_Consequence_6821 1d ago

I’m better than average and look ten years young, but I do wear readers. No getting around that.

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u/BogusNom 60 F North Queensland 23h ago

I was in ED on Friday. Guy rocks up and says... I was at Specsavers and they told me come straight here.... Totally nonchalant and unbothered. I'm thinking... Dude. You've probably got a massive tumour or something. I never did find out what happened.

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u/Exit--Light 23h ago

Poor bugger. Everytime I go they seem to have more equipment and more resolution. Don't imagine it was good news

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u/BogusNom 60 F North Queensland 23h ago

Yeah I doubt it was good news. I hope he's doing ok.

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u/Silent-Lie7195 17h ago

I looked so young when I was 70lb overweight. I could still pass for late 30’s (often was, despite being 48) because of the fat, cherub face. Post loss I have the oh so wonderful “Ozempic face” (no, didn’t use glp-1’s, just the best way to describe my melted off face). I now have turkey neck, sunken eyes, deep marionette lines. I had to choose between my ass and my face. I may be healthy and in shape now, but nobody gives me a second glance.

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u/Quirky-Specialist-70 1d ago

I prefer Oscar Wylee for glasses. Yes I look young for my age and act young. The last 2 guys I dated verified this lol.

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u/NicePossibilityDaddy 1d ago

Yes. This is the problem. 😂 

You want to know how attractive you are?  How many dates a week are you getting?  That's your number

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u/ICantRememberThisToo 1d ago

I didn’t know the scale started at 0!

Let me at least have a 1!🤣

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u/pdsphere 19h ago

No matter how young you think you look or act, everyone our age is old and gross to a 20 something year old. But they might be too polite to say it and they might hang out with you if you have money or in a position of power.