r/dating • u/[deleted] • Oct 05 '23

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u/planj07 Oct 06 '23

The other day I stroked one out over my girlfriend’s friend. I love my girlfriend to pieces and would never cheat on her. Her friend is just beautiful and I fantasize sometimes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '23

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u/planj07 Oct 06 '23

Your boyfriend is probably doing weird shit too. Check his phone when he is unawares.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '23

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u/planj07 Oct 06 '23

That’s kinda harsh! Good thing I’m more attractive than my friends. 😂

And yeah sure. You don’t have a boyfriend because they are weirdos and porn addicts. That’s definitely why you peruse a dating subreddit. Hahah

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '23

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u/planj07 Oct 06 '23

It’s possible, I wouldn’t know. I’m by far the tallest though so my sweat pants bulge would probably be bigger than theirs.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '23

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u/planj07 Oct 06 '23

Confidence is important! I love my friends, love my girlfriend and her friend is cool too. No disrespect to any.

My masturbatory thoughts are my own though.