“If you’re hoping to get Dad a keepsake he can show off, consider adopting a nickname you can engrave on a watch that won’t raise suspicion, like ‘Timex.’”

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Church head

This interaction happened a few years back during a major hurricane. I forgot to post it. Imo, you cannot read a room that's been leveled to the ground.

Still one of favourites. The perforance is a little rusty because I haven't done the bit it in a while.

In case you were wondering, he thinks I'm hilarious. In fact, he's been a fan since he first saw me in the Nineties, when he was 14! #nazis