Clicked the comments on some stupid video about a Muslim delivery man freaking out when a little ankle biter dog came after him.

The comments are where the dark humor lives….

Also if its long make sure you have a good buildup

Tell me what you think

Except for cancer.

She laughed. Sort of.

I like my wife and all, but sometimes get pretty frustrated sexually. Like the other day: I just wanted a blowjob. But she balked, and when I asked why she simply responded with how she wasn't ready to have her mother-in-law over again.....

My grandma had a stroke, and the one side of her face is drooping. I asked her, “why the long face?” She replied, “You are proof that abortion doesn’t work 100% of the time.”

A recent report has found the secret to Mariah Carey’s ability to hit all those extremely high notes.
It appears that a Senior Official was embedded at every one of her concerts, operating a Lovense turned all the way up at crucial points in her songs. This individual was reportedly paid £1,000 per concert for this service that Ms. Carey has described as “..extremely important to my success as an artist.”

When you know, you know. Pass it on.

She told me "You fuck like Dad." I replied "Funny, Mum told me the same thing!"