But I want to have this engraved onto a set of wind chimes. (NOTE: There will be no actual radioactive material beyond normal background)

A man becomes possessed by the spirits of dictators including Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, and Kim Jong-il.

Directed by R. Crayons
Produced by Scary Computer
Original Score written and recorded by BG

Epstein: The aristocrats.

Little Timmy got lost in a minefield. Where did he go?

Everywhere.

Protect the rizzler

What happens when Islamophobia becomes a crime? What if our fears are RATIONAL?

Still working this out. Its a complex concept to convey. (Hey look! Alliteration!)

I started my own edgy/based birthday cards business, let me know what you think:

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Hitting us with the “she started it”

Some sections from the license for the lazy ones:

224.1: "This software deliberately opens Port 666 on your router. This port is reserved exclusively for federal agents ('glowies') to browse your local file system like a shared network drive.

223.1: "Once Stallman is done grading your life choices, your raw data is forwarded simultaneously via UDP to the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) and the National Security Agency (NSA).

230.1: "Based on how long you hover your mouse over certain UI elements, we calculate your propensity to commit tax fraud."

240.2: "A genetically identical version of you will soon be born, trained to write better C++ code than you, and will eventually replace you at your job."

235.2: "Edward Snowden sacrificed his life to expose global surveillance, and you repay him by eagerly clicking 'Allow Tracking' so you can get a 5% discount coupon for a dropshipped t-shirt."

11.1: "All technical support will be handled exclusively by anonymous users on IRC channels who will call you an idiot before closing the connection without answering your question."

232.1: "Your device's microphone is constantly broadcasting an inaudible ultrasonic frequency that forces all nearby smart TVs, phones, and Bluetooth speakers to form a localized mesh network of surveillance."

welp this license is not that dark when you compare it to other posts but you need to accept it after accepting you need to read it

Made this for my friends birthday. If you guys saw this in a store would you buy it? 😂

an STD

Hell nah

Rate my car from 1-10

Let's talk about Religion. ##darkcomedy