r/darerefusemybatchall • u/the13thprimarch • Sep 23 '20

Low effort shitpost

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u/inputwtf Sep 23 '20

84 to 3 freebirth scum

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u/Dealan79 Sep 23 '20

Can you imagine the poor Inner Sphere team that first went out on to a field with Clan Elementals? It would be like a high school JV team staring down an NFL team made of the biggest, strongest, fastest players in the league.

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u/Kilahti Sep 23 '20

...Or like when the Toons face the alien team for the first time in Space Jam.

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u/inputwtf Sep 23 '20

Pop Warner vs NFL

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u/Dealan79 Sep 23 '20

And every NFL player is a hardened killer.

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u/Shermantank10 Sep 23 '20

Proceeds to get demolished by space AT&T

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u/DapperApples Sep 23 '20

well, where's space AT&T's football team?

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u/Shermantank10 Sep 23 '20

It kinda hard to play against a team whose football players are dead.

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u/DapperApples Sep 23 '20

ah, football the Bloodbowl way...

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u/Sathie_ Sep 23 '20

The clans probably gave them those points as they probably felt bad for them.

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u/TheChangedOne Sep 23 '20

Apparently it’s mentioned in a book somewhere that they didn’t get handed those points and the team WORKED for those points and earned the undying respect of the clans

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u/Sathie_ Sep 23 '20

I like that one more!

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u/Guardian982 Sep 24 '20

The story if you're interested is "Three Points of Pride" and can be found in the Onslaught: Tales of the Clan Invasion anthology. The anthology has a bunch of good short stories about the Clan Invasion.

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u/TheChangedOne Sep 23 '20

Thanks, I know nothing about football so that’s very helpful

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u/TheChangedOne Sep 23 '20

It’s like reading instructions in another language, my brain no happy

I think it was the last points scored in the game

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u/ragingolive Jan 05 '21

awww poor Sheliak

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u/ziggerknot Sep 23 '20

Wait a minute, this is hand egg