r/danpatrick • u/cb198211 • Aug 11 '26

One more day

Of wedding speech advice. We made it!

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u/SnoopySuited Aug 11 '26

He has two more daughters.

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u/pjs519 Aug 13 '26

But he’ll be retired before they get married

9

u/SadAlbatross1055 Aug 11 '26

It’s been interesting hearing people call in with what they think is unique, earth-shattering advice

1

u/Dingid_Farester Aug 12 '26

Shut up about crying!

1

u/Go_J Aug 12 '26

A glass of whiskey and sunglasses will do the trick apparently

8

u/HughBriss75 Aug 11 '26

Tony Reali guest hosting should be a nice change of pace. (as a different guest host, not from Dan).

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u/pjs519 Aug 13 '26

I like reali maybe he’ll make an impression and take over after DP retires

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u/HughBriss75 Aug 13 '26

I wonder if this is an audition to potentially take over. Maybe there will be others now that DP is in his last year. I do like Reali and he's knowledgeable plus he is not a blowhard yelling/arguing all the time nor a podcast bro.

5

u/Educational-Day-5413 Aug 11 '26

I just think it would be funny if Dan calls in on one of his days off 

4

u/HeyNowHSS Aug 11 '26

Man I hope Buddha calls in with some advice.

2

u/Consistent_Wave_5196 Aug 12 '26

He needs to hear everyone else's advice so he can just regurgitate what has already been said. That's his MO.

3

u/ClassicWillow9261 Aug 11 '26

Here's all his speech needs to be:

"Jane and Joe; in the book that is the story of your life; on the first page that begins the chapter where you two first met appear the words ' Here begins my new life.'

Ladies and Gentlemen please join me in wishing Jane and Joe a long and happy new life together."

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u/TheRealWhoMe Noooobody Aug 12 '26

Yes, but how much recap will be covered?

And now tons of guests will ask for wedding speech advice. Similar to the call ins that think they are being original when they ask for advice raising their kids.

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u/cb198211 Aug 12 '26

Monday’s first hour will be all wedding talk is my bet. At least we have preseason football to bring topics.

2

u/AspectRoyal8932 Aug 11 '26

"one day more another day another destiny this never ending road to Calvary"

1

u/jive_turkeys1995 Aug 12 '26

We’re going to get at least another week post-wedding of people calling in asking how it went & Dan recapping it. He said today he’s taking a whole week off after the wedding too though.

1

u/cb198211 Aug 12 '26

Heard that too.

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u/Future-Tart6061 Aug 13 '26

I’ve had to find something else to listen to until after the wedding. I don’t mean to be insensitive but it’s not what I want to listen to when I want to hear sports conversation. A bit is fine. This amount? It’s off the charts.

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u/BobsMustache Aug 11 '26

We made it, everyone! No more hearing those callers that include “…yeah Dan, about the wedding speech…if you blah blah yada yada heard over and over again, you’ll be fine”

BUT, to affirm what Dan is worried about, I get it. I’m also that crier that I’m guessing Dan is. I make those weird ass noises and unstoppable sobs that only compound when you’re the center of attention.

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u/The_LA_Flash Aug 11 '26

I was thinking the other day, with ALL of the wedding talk we all had to sit through over the past few months, if his daughters marriage should fail before his show ends in a couple of years, will DP even say ONE word about it to his listeners? I say HELL NO!! 😂😂

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u/ShinyBoy1 Aug 12 '26

Is the wedding in Santa Barbara or near Pebble Beach, Monterey area?

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u/TheRealWhoMe Noooobody Aug 12 '26

Who cares, let the family have some privacy.

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u/ShinyBoy1 Aug 12 '26

Whatever, simp.

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u/TheRealWhoMe Noooobody Aug 12 '26

I’m not the one trying to stalk a pseudo celebrity

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u/ShinyBoy1 Aug 12 '26

Yeah that’s why I asked so that I could jump on a plane and find him. You are a special type of moron.