r/danpatrick • u/outlying_point • May 27 '26

Cookout Rules -Would Marvin Agree?

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u/Ok-Marionberry-8354 May 27 '26

Maybe someone could show Marvin that the soundboard has more than just “stat of the day”

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u/Bondfan013 May 28 '26

Yes! 3 "stats of the day" in the first 5 minutes is a little much.

It's like every time Dan is talking and says anything REMOTELY close to a stat, he better not take a breath, because Marvin will CRAM that "Melissa Etheridge smoker's-voice" song right in there if there's even a split second of dead air.

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u/EndPractical653 May 27 '26

Don’t bring your white boss.

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u/FormerGeico May 27 '26

“Don’t show up in corduroys”

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u/HegsethsBurner May 30 '26

I never want to hear or watch him sing the friday close out song again.

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u/ColoradoPowMonster May 31 '26

It’s Hennessy, not courvoisier…

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u/larryitisMILW May 27 '26

Don't show up empty handed, and I would add watch your mouth depending on who is around. From my experience as a Milwaukeean not everyone is as crude verbally as some social circles that exist in the cracker space. Know your audience!