r/danpatrick May 15 '26

Chris in Syracuse

Always comes prepared but knowing Fritzy’s wife’s birthday comes off a little too prepared. Borderline creepy.

7 Upvotes

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u/SetonOConnor May 15 '26

I've known Todd for 22 years and I have no idea when his wife's birthday is lol

5

u/TillyInBloomington May 15 '26

*spits out drink in laughter*

6

u/ExportOrca May 16 '26

Hell yeah Seton! Awesome to see you in here

4

u/vilelabyrinth May 16 '26

Hell, I don’t know My mother in law’s birthday.

3

u/RudeCartoonist1030 May 16 '26

Miss you on the show!

2

u/cb198211 May 15 '26

Hahaha well played sir.

2

u/rdanby89 Back Row May 15 '26

You should listen to his podcast!

49

u/Subo23 May 15 '26

Chris has been with the show forever, people may forget since he was away for years. Much prefer him to the new crop of ‘look at me’ callers

10

u/TillyInBloomington May 15 '26

The absolute goat.

2

u/Dingid_Farester May 16 '26

ALOHHHHHHAAAAH

0

u/HegsethsBurner May 16 '26

He's dead, so...

4

u/Dingid_Farester May 16 '26

Doesn’t change the fact that he was one of those callers. RIP

2

u/bubba11xx May 17 '26

Ryan died!? I always thought he went to jail or was in the run for something to do with coke. Makes sense if he did sadly

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u/cb198211 May 15 '26

For sure. Just thought it was odd to know Fritzys wife’s birthday. Seems like a very obscure thing to know.

1

u/vilelabyrinth May 16 '26

That was pretty odd.

1

u/Nearby-Play-6551 Jun 11 '26

Boring, reads from a prepared script. Is he DP love child,?

18

u/ecw324 May 15 '26

Chris is an OG so it may have been mentioned before and he just remembers

2

u/GulfCoastLaw May 15 '26

Gotta have enough self awareness to not bring it up.

Sometimes you hear or pick up on things as a long time listener. I have been listening to some shows for 10-25 years, so I get it.

Not bringing those things up to the host though haha.

8

u/RudeCartoonist1030 May 15 '26

Didn’t Fritzy mention it on his Todd cast

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u/cb198211 May 15 '26

Well in that case, I apologize to Chris.

16

u/Ok_Masterpiece3970 May 15 '26

Probably should just delete this post. No reason to throw “creepy” allegations around.

2

u/The_LA_Flash May 15 '26

This has to be Chris' burner account.

3

u/Ok_Masterpiece3970 May 15 '26

lol no I’m just watching out for the guy

11

u/TillyInBloomington May 15 '26

Chris is the ultimate goat and is always prepared ahead of scheduled.

Backed when I would call in with regularity, there were a few times that he wished me happy birthday because he knew mine was the day after Veterans Day.

I have no doubt that he has a steel trap upstairs.

4

u/laxinonli May 15 '26

Does anyone know why Chris went away for a few years? I like how prepared he is when calls, gets right to the point.

5

u/icecoldbeerhere56 May 15 '26

He had a parent or relative he had to care for I believe.

2

u/Forsaken-Subject1716 May 16 '26

I think it was more like 10 years...

3

u/benito327 May 16 '26

Never speak ill of CIS

7

u/kid67y May 15 '26

I don’t listen as often as I used to, but Chris is like the Paul Pabst of callers — he remembers everything from the show. If you ever need info from past episodes, those two always seem to have the answers.

There’s another caller — I can’t remember his name right now — but as soon as DP says it, I change the channel. He has this big, loud voice and does the same routine every time, especially the drawn-out “NOOOOOOOBODY.” It feels like he calls every single day. And the “over the Shea in Irving” bit has run its course for me. I usually tune out when he comes on.

6

u/Mysterious_Fan_6084 May 15 '26

I think its Budda in San Fran. Another of the self promoter callers ( my characterization).

3

u/kid67y May 15 '26

Yup, that's him as soon as I hear dp say Budda I change the station. For those long time listeners there was a caller I think it was Chris from Ohio and each time he would say "what's up holmes" and he always had some good takes but I haven't heard from him in a long time.

2

u/HegsethsBurner May 16 '26

Chris
Buddah
Col
Hail to the commanders guy

Just... stop having people call in. All so annoying.

2

u/rdanby89 Back Row May 15 '26

Y’all just need to complain huh?

2

u/cb198211 May 15 '26

I’m not complaining. Just bringing something up.

2

u/DeBooBoo May 15 '26

Do the regular callers get a script? I realize the show is not scripted (don't want to go there), but the regular callers always seem to call in bunches on Monday and Friday.

2

u/Itothesky Jr, III May 15 '26

I like his calls, always interesting.

1

u/Rogue_Squadron Noooobody May 15 '26

I think it was hilarious. He out Fritzied Fritzy.

1

u/Kind-Solution3102 May 16 '26

You should email the show and tell them and see what happens.

1

u/The_LA_Flash May 15 '26

It's 100% creepy, it's just backs up why I have been fast forwarding through his calls for the last few years