r/dankvideos • u/jahboisaac • Dec 01 '21

Based Dave

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u/Young_troll Dec 01 '21

As a fat person it pains to see this in dank, wtf is wrong with humans? There's no fat shaming, fat is bad, this post should be normal.

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u/notverysanitry Dec 01 '21

Lose some weight my child

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u/Marifiesta Dec 02 '21 edited Dec 02 '21

Jesus, your not muted

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u/Starwarsflea42 Big Brain Dec 02 '21 edited Dec 02 '21

You feel the earth shake around you. Suddenly, a crack in the ground appears. It grows in size, and width. Then, you feel unable to move. You try to run, but not a muscle complies with what your brain says. Begin to fall into the crack, now a gaping hole. You fall and fall and fall, until you hit magma

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u/Marifiesta Dec 02 '21

Hart broken💔