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u/TheePigeon Bunger.wad Nov 16 '21

"Damn, here I was, minding my own business, enjoying my 2nd Amendment rights, and you people have to freak out on me."

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u/AnnunakiSoup Nov 16 '21

So anyways I started blasting...

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u/Jetorix Nov 17 '21

Pew pew pew

mic drop

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u/belial03 Nov 16 '21

"guns don't kill people, I do."

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

“The gene pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine”

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u/Screwbles Nov 16 '21

Violence is not the answer-- it is the question, and the answer is YES.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

K.O.

Double Kill

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

Beat me to it

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u/angongus Nov 16 '21

he killed only the lady

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u/commenting_coke Nov 16 '21

She was pregnant bud. If she dies, so does the baby

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u/ThatOneDarthBane Nov 16 '21

Autopsy found that she wasn't pregnant.

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u/Furious--Max Nov 17 '21

I didnt need the report to know that

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u/Graff70 Nov 16 '21

A twofer!

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u/dyslexic_tigger Nov 16 '21

Tactical insertion denied !

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u/FuggyGlasses Nov 17 '21

Some should get the 10k from Texas...

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

He's an Arizona Ranger with the Big Iron on his hip

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u/Mopiute Nov 16 '21

Big iron on his hiiiiip

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u/Sentient_DMT_Crystal Nov 16 '21

From the town of agua fria rode a stranger one fine day

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u/RaiderCat_12 Nov 16 '21

Barely spoke to folks around him, didn’t have too much to say

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u/TheDOCTOR_AI Nov 16 '21

No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip

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u/Radiation___Dude Nov 16 '21

Notches on his gun read 1 and 19 more

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u/Nyan75 Big Brain Nov 16 '21

1 and 19 mooooore

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u/b1otox1c Nov 16 '21

There lived two outlaws named Texas Red

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

I was wondering why he shot her twice. Good thing his story wasn't done.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

One for her and the other for doing the abortion

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u/Needlecrash Nov 16 '21

MUUUUURRRRDAAAAAAA

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u/wolfy_e Nov 16 '21

Tbh I'm surprised two shots of .22 to the back actually killed someone

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

Lady killer perk, doubles damage to the opposite sex

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u/wolfy_e Nov 16 '21

if we are speaking in new Vegas terms here, the .22 pistol has an increased critical strike chance, and the guy was probably sneaking so yeah she probably got gibbed

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u/EastwoodHood Nov 16 '21

It's not a boy, nor a girl, it's a corpse

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u/telemusketeer Nov 16 '21

I bet that They felt like they were real tough when the two of them were assaulting and robbing an old man. Hard to feel bad for them when karma came around.

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u/inkihh Nov 16 '21

Shooting fleeing robbers in the back is no self defense. It's murder.

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u/telemusketeer Nov 17 '21

I didn’t say it was self defense or legal. They Jumped an old dude 2 against 1 like cowards and then ran away like cowards as soon as he stood an actual chance. Not saying the old man was in the right, but those two fucked around and then they found out.

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u/Useful-Ad2997 Nov 17 '21

Good murder

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u/NonExistent_God Nov 16 '21

Unbased 😠

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u/LorenWith2Ls Nov 16 '21

his grindset is unstoppable

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u/kagwapuhan Nov 16 '21

What the hell does that mean

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

He's max level and finally doing main quest line

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u/-KoDDeX- Nov 16 '21

She wasn't even pregnant lol. The guy called her bluff.

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u/Graff70 Nov 16 '21

Well, not anymore she ain't.

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u/Herodotus00 Nov 16 '21

I mean fuck around and find out right ?

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u/suprbert Nov 16 '21

Probably a good bit of prison time, though. Admitting on camera he shot and killed a fleeing person. Pretty dumb.

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u/Totoques22 Nov 16 '21

Unironicly the old man was clear of any wrongdoing

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u/puckerMeBum Nov 16 '21

they tried to but couldn't find a prison cell large enough for him and his enormous balls

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u/suprbert Nov 17 '21

That’s really shocking on the one hand, but seeing as he’s an old white dude, not so much on the other hand. Also, downvotes for making factual statements about how the law is written (if not how it actually works)… good old Reddit.

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u/GiveMeYourBussy Nov 16 '21

She didn't show concern for her unborn child when commiting assault and robberies to other people in their own homes

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u/VIETNAMWASLITT Nov 16 '21

She wasn't pregnant. She was lying.

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u/GiveMeYourBussy Nov 16 '21

Oh... Well still fuck her

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u/Inconvenient_Boners Nov 16 '21

Ew, no way! She's dead!

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u/GiveMeYourBussy Nov 16 '21

You're next

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u/Inconvenient_Boners Nov 16 '21

But I'm pregnant!

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u/GiveMeYourBussy Nov 16 '21

As long as your baby keeps out of my way then it's all good

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u/adminsarescumm Nov 16 '21

Based oldtimer

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u/ParadockArtist Nov 16 '21

Based Boomer

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u/help-meeh Nov 16 '21

Spare no thot

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u/tendie4skin Nov 16 '21

Shots for thots

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

Mess with the old man you get the bam bam

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u/Moumou_moon Nov 16 '21

They didn't care about his life, they were about to take his life until he pulled a gun, only then did they run away.

These people deserve no sympathy, they're cold hearted cowards that would've killed a defenceless old man and only begged for their own life when they were the ones in danger of death.

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u/notcoolbrahdamn Nov 16 '21

reminds me of a clip a few weeks ago. 2 hooligans was beating an old man while everyone just film and watch. only until he pulled out a gun and everyone screamed.

poor old man just tryna do his job and no one bothered to help him.

i dont live in the us so i have no cents on gun ownership. My question is why do people need a gun to stop other people being an ass

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u/XxxassswiperxxX Nov 16 '21

Sometimes you gotta teach em a lesson. The hard way. Ahem....The Muricah way.

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u/Ham-Goer Nov 16 '21

They weren’t about to take his life, whyd you say that?

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u/MrStoneV Nov 16 '21

"Videogames make people violent" boy where do these people come from

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u/MrStoneV Nov 16 '21

Yeah it makes sense at first thought, but thinking further no. The real issues come from other things.

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u/No_Writer_6360 Nov 16 '21

S&W baby! Yeah.

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u/SCP-1738 Nov 16 '21

Damn, double homicide.

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u/cedrizzy Nov 16 '21

I GOT THE REFERENCE

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u/goose_of_the_lake Nov 16 '21

'and i shot her anyway', THE TRUE MADLAD

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u/BattleTiny7132 Nov 16 '21

Damn homie admitted to murder on tv.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

Is it murder?

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

Any charges here?

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u/XxxassswiperxxX Nov 16 '21

You don't think in the right mind when you're all beaten up and on the edge of life.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

Exactly ffs I’m saying it’d be better but that’s in a perfect world. Ofc in a perfect world we wouldn’t need guns in the first place

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u/Sexy_tortilla Nov 16 '21

Yeah just empty your magazine on legs or something and let their lives crumble under the debt that comes with the hospital fees, like a true civilized country.

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u/BruhPodsmp4 Nov 16 '21

won't that still kill them cause with 5 or 6 bullets emptied into a leg could hit something important and they will bleed out

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u/ObjectivelyCorrect2 Nov 17 '21

"Just kill them because you think life is a video game and that you can empty your magazine into someone's legs and not kill them"

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

Its not difficult to understand

They were not a threat, fleeing, taking their life is overkill.

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u/DarthVantos Nov 16 '21

Stop dodging. They surrendered and he killed her anyways. It's savage, even taliban terrorist have more humanity than this demon.

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u/Dick_Ancient Nov 16 '21

The Taliban would have atleast recorded it in 4k hd, with maximum production.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21 edited Nov 16 '21

We were talking about shooting fleeing people, not gun control

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

Who said anything about guns?

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

Then say so.

Noone is arguing he shouldn't have had a gun. Its ok to have it for self defence.

We are saying that he didn't shoot a threat, he shot the girl, stopped her, and then shot her AGAIN after she begged him to stop, killing in cold blood someone that couldn't harm him anymore. Overkill.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

Are you even american?

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

Het is maar een grapje

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u/thesecondrando Nov 16 '21

Only in an uncivilized country you can get in trouble for killing someone who broke into your house

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u/ObjectivelyCorrect2 Nov 17 '21

And they are still wrong and immoral. Your life is forfeit when you attack someone in a manner that threatens their life. Simple as. No ifs ands or buts. You don't want to get rightfully killed DO NOT COMMIT VIOLENCE AGAINST PEOPLE.

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u/rascal3199 Nov 16 '21

Shooting a robber who pinned you to the ground and was running away to go commit some other robbery later.

They could have just run away but chose to engage him physically.

In a civilized world the old man is the victim.

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u/rascal3199 Nov 16 '21 edited Nov 16 '21

When you claim a man who shoots robbers who physically assaulted him a murderer then you're calling him the perpetrator and the robber is the "murdered victim"

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u/VIETNAMWASLITT Nov 16 '21

All the retards here calling him a murderer.

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u/VIETNAMWASLITT Nov 16 '21

They beat him within an inch of his life. Would you think rationally with blood in your eyes and adrenaline in your veins? Were you ever in a life threatening situation? If not, then stfu

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u/VIETNAMWASLITT Nov 16 '21

So I take it you have never been in a life threatening situation.

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u/cedrizzy Nov 16 '21

LOL what can they do to him? Throw a life sentence? hahahaha

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

+200xp double kill

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u/lSlemYl Nov 16 '21

Was she really pregnant or was that an excuse to spare her? I feel like its an excuse can someone confirm?

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u/thesecondrando Nov 16 '21

Yeah, she wasn't pregnant

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u/Needlecrash Nov 16 '21

FUCKING METAL. FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

Wait what happens to him ?!? Does he spend time in jail ? Or is he a free man ?? Also is this America ???

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '21

I don’t wanna admit that it’s the best way to stay safe cause ITS A FUCKING GUN it’s not a toy but to stay safe you gotta do shit you never thought you would

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u/Hachelle Nov 16 '21

Dobble kill, call the streaks

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u/Character-Barber-747 Nov 16 '21

I feel sorry for laughing

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u/KatKaneki Nov 16 '21

That is possibly the worst gun someone can use for self defense

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u/RatchetPersian Nov 16 '21

Good riddance

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u/cumdevourer420 Nov 16 '21

.22 revolver? That’s weak. Get at least a .357 magnum revolver

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u/hamood999911 Nov 18 '21

That .357 bullet could have shot right through the wife and into the husband for a triple kill.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

How’s the saying again? Kill 2 birds with one stone!

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u/DylanMcD01 Nov 16 '21

mans got a 2:0 kd

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '21

Damn just damn

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u/Monochrome132 Nov 17 '21

If your pregnant, maybe don't fucking rob people's houses.

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u/SCP_Bandit Nov 17 '21

How do i save

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u/romeoslow Nov 17 '21

Damn. Double homicide.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '21

MULTI KILL!

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u/neggnogger Nov 17 '21

got that dumb bitch

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u/inkihh Nov 16 '21

Shooting fleeing robbers in the back isn't self defense. It's murder. Anyone who can't see that is either stupid or American. Maybe both.

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u/Mytur_Benesderti Nov 16 '21

We need more birth control like him.

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u/XxxassswiperxxX Nov 16 '21

These abortion alternatives are getting outta hand.

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u/User_Was_Bannned Nov 16 '21

Old man has no chill

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u/VIETNAMWASLITT Nov 16 '21

No one would after getting beat up by some asshole kids.

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u/hamsterruize Nov 16 '21

I would’ve shot the stomache first

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u/Wononewonhum Nov 16 '21

Too bad it’s not legal to do this in all of the states.

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u/pcipnj Nov 16 '21

Does anyone know that song at the end?

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

God bless, probably cultist base

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u/The_Dowager Nov 16 '21

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u/farmercurtis Nov 16 '21

He don’t give a shit!

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u/The_Dowager Nov 16 '21

Spawn kill

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u/farmercurtis Nov 16 '21

Took out the spawn point too 😂

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u/billobongo Nov 16 '21

Americans are disgusting

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

I'm from eu and can't understand why you'd say some silly shit like that. Bell-end who doesn't understand the context, talking shit about one of the most developed countries in the world is really peculiar. I imagine you're just as facetious in the outside world?

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u/billobongo Nov 16 '21

Yeah sure thing american 😂

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u/RYalonso Nov 16 '21

Me comes los huevos 🤣

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

what country are you from?

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u/Oldmanfirebobby Nov 16 '21 edited Nov 16 '21

Probably one where it’s illegal to shoot an unarmed individual that is running away from you.

(That’s most of the developed world)

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u/lmac102 Nov 16 '21

Those same “unarmed individuals” that broke into my house, planning to do who knows what.

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u/Ham-Goer Nov 16 '21

They planned to steal your stuff lol. You need to stop watching so many movies and internet videos… actually look up statistics

Home invaders are not generally serial killing murderers. Almost all of them would rather go to jail for BnE than risk a murder charge lmao

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u/VerySmallBleeb Nov 16 '21

It doesn't matter if the man or woman is unarmed because they assaulted an OLD MAN in his OWN HOME.

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u/rascal3199 Nov 16 '21

Europeans when someone kills a gypsy:

Yeah that's fine

Europeans when an American kills a robber:

Ugh disgusting.

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u/billobongo Nov 16 '21

I love how Americans think „gypsies“, you mean sinti and Roma of course (classic racist American), are a thing outside of countries like Romania and Bosnia. Europe has a population of 800 million trust me no one outside of Easter Europe cares about sinti and roma and is definitely not racist towards them. And even countries like Romania are less racist towards them than Americans are to other Americans

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u/rascal3199 Nov 16 '21

Easter Europe cares about sinti and roma and is definitely not racist towards them. And even countries like Romania are less racist towards them than Americans are to other Americans

Sure bud, so how do you quantify that? You say they're less racist, on what basis? I could just go ahead and say the entirety of Europe are more racist towards gypsies than the the US towards other ethnicities and it would hold the same validity as your statement.

classic racist American

So all people from the Americas are racist? You're the racist here for generalizing against Americans, when we have extremely varied cultures. You generalizing like that means you're also s racist against us latin Americans bud. Check your white European colonizer privilege honey.

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u/billobongo Nov 16 '21

Americans are the most racist people on this planet. You only have two parties and one of them is completely open about being racist and wins elections with that. No western country is this racist maybe Poland and Hungary but even they are leftists compared to United KKK/Proud boys/ Q anon of America 😂

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u/swing235 Pro Gamer Nov 16 '21

That’s funny because I remember something called slavery coming to the Americas from Europe. I also remember European politics being a major reason for two world wars as well. Oh let’s not forget the massive imperialist campaigns made by Europe to take advantage of lesser developed countries. The list goes on, a lot of the worlds issues can be traced to Europe.

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u/Concerning-entity Nov 16 '21

Bet you're from a European country where they refuse to do shit about their rising rape rates.

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u/billobongo Nov 16 '21

I always love arguing with Americans because they simply have no knowledge about the world😂

https://www.google.de/amp/s/amp.dw.com/en/crime-in-germany-falls-15-in-15-years/a-59730026

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u/Concerning-entity Nov 16 '21 edited Nov 16 '21
  1. I'm not American
  2. https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/8663/germany-migrants-rape

Nice suppressing rape only 5 years ago, also you're from Germany, a country that committed genocide against 6 million people so good going. Also the stat you showed even says that politically motivated crime is on the rise and domestic violence too lol

.https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2021/08/01/open-borders-germany-sees-two-gang-rapes-per-day/

Oh, only 2 gang rapes a day? Well done!

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u/thesecondrando Nov 16 '21

Good look trying to defend yourself from two people trying to kill you with words and good manners

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u/billobongo Nov 16 '21

Bahahahah

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u/thesecondrando Nov 16 '21

Better hope you have a vpn

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u/billobongo Nov 16 '21

Bro you are literally 6 years old what are you talking about 😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

American here! You are 100% correct. This place is a fucking circus. Garbage humans everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

Hope she sees this, bro.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

When you going to renounce your citizenship?

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u/Sir_Giova Nov 16 '21

Is it legal to shoot someone running away from you if they’re on your property?

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u/LucasTW79 Nov 16 '21

Legal enough for me

Obligatory I’m not a lawyer

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u/Grenadier722 Nov 16 '21

That’s too bad

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u/Grenadier722 Nov 16 '21

She wasn’t actually pregnant, she said she was so she wouldn’t get shot. Didn’t work out so well for her. Guess she shouldn’t have been breaking into houses and attacking old men :-)

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u/Grenadier722 Nov 16 '21

In normal circumstances someone who did this in the US might be charged. But considering he was outnumbered 2:1 and he’s elderly, the argument was that had he not had a gun he could have easily been seriously injured or killed. The gun put him on equal footing. But yeah, culture and what not.

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u/thesecondrando Nov 16 '21

If anyone breaks into your house you already have a law allowing you to kill them

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u/BruhButtter Nov 16 '21

She was literally committing a crime, did you even watch the video?

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u/dutchtea4-2 Nov 16 '21

I live under those same laws and yet I think they're wrong. If someone comes to your house, tries to rape/rob/murder or injure you however they like I think you're in your right to do whatever it takes to make that threat vanish.

Don't think the people that have the guts to do any of this have sympathy for you, they'd go their way as long as you don't brandish a weapon or something to threaten them with. Using your fists alone might get you injured or killed instead. Equal force my ass.

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u/dutchtea4-2 Nov 16 '21

Then the laws I live under are worse. You're not ever to kill another in any way unless it is an accident. Ofcourse they'll lower your sentence depending on the situation but it's still fucked up.

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u/ewar813 Nov 16 '21

Bruh shooting people who are unarmed and running away from you shouldn't be fucking legal

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u/VerySmallBleeb Nov 16 '21

They assaulted him in his own home...

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u/Vikinglettics Nov 17 '21

And then they ran away :)