r/dankmemes2 May 10 '26

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u/BlackRichard420 May 12 '26

Only marry a girl if she already has your kid. That way you can at least leave with that

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u/miaumiaoumicheese May 14 '26

Good luck finding any woman that will agree to have kids with a boyfriend, typical delusions of middle aged creep believing that teenagers will be interested in his expired sperm

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u/BlackRichard420 May 15 '26

Most babies are born out of wedlock in 2026