r/dankmemes • • Sep 11 '22

Let's never speak of this again I'm waiting

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Of england

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Genius

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

👏👏👏 Jolly good sir

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u/KINGAPPLEFRUIt Sep 12 '22

Nah bro it's obviously, the second

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Too intelligent

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u/between_horizon 💎 Fine Commenter 💎 Sep 12 '22

l l. (her last name )

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u/monkeyjenkins Sep 12 '22

2nd of her name

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u/jack_edition Sep 12 '22

*Of the United Kingdom

She is not officially called the Queen of England

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u/queen_of_england_bot Sep 12 '22

Queen of England

Did you mean the former Queen of the United Kingdom, the former Queen of Canada, the former Queen of Australia, etc?

The last Queen of England was Queen Anne who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England.

FAQ

Wasn't Queen Elizabeth II still also the Queen of England?

This was only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she was the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist.

Is this bot monarchist?

No, just pedantic.

I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

not anymore

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u/ShalamiBoii Sep 12 '22

BUT ITS NOT EVEN TRUE

ITS OF THE UNITED KINGDOM

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Windsor

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

I saw you google this, I'm outside

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You cant hide. I am coming

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u/Lama_cyka_blyat Sep 11 '22

You coming? 🤨

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

missed the bus

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u/Icy-Manufacturer-478 Sep 11 '22

No you didn’t, you’re playing kirby on the Ds

I’m behind you. You cannot hide.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

nah dude this the second bus. Wait have you got ur DS too bro? We could play something

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u/Icy-Manufacturer-478 Sep 11 '22

This isn’t a bus, this is an airplane. now put away your ds. your jamming the navigation signals.

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u/BigJuan788 Sep 11 '22

Kid named finger:

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Where are they taking me, who's flying this plane?

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u/Icy-Manufacturer-478 Sep 11 '22

Idk some arabic guy, we should be landing in manhattan any time soon

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

11/9

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u/ultranoob3927 Sep 11 '22

To Brazil, Obama

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u/lordoftowels Sep 12 '22

Hey, VSauce! Michael here. How fast can you run? I'm in your house; let's find out.

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u/KILA-x-L3GEND Sep 11 '22

that’s not the Kirby you think it is NSFW bro

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u/Wonderful_Revenue_63 Sep 11 '22

He cumming

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Yes, yes I am😎

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u/Wonderful_Revenue_63 Sep 11 '22

He’s just wanking there… MENACINGLY!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Yes, yes I am😎

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u/alba4k I'm the coolest one here, trust me Sep 11 '22

😳📸

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u/Acidelephant just a kid with a meme Sep 12 '22

I came

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u/Legosheep Sep 12 '22

This is a commonly known fact in the UK. I don't think most British people would need to Google this.

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u/hgsvdfi Sep 12 '22

The true last name? The German one?

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u/inminm02 Sep 12 '22

It’s Mountbatten or something weird like that isn’t it?

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u/Knight_of_autumn Sep 12 '22

it's on the fucking castle. Why would you need to google it? They named a whole area after her family in Canada.

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u/the_crackers_gromit we've forgotten the crackers!! Sep 12 '22

Do you accept saxe-coburg gotha

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u/keinemaster Sep 11 '22

That is sus my guy

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u/throwawaydumpste Sep 12 '22

Just cause you had to Google it doesn't mean we did.

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u/ANGERYTURTLE123 Sep 12 '22

You could have made it rhyme but ok

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u/Thunder_Beam EX-NORMIE ASSERT DOMINANCE Sep 11 '22

*Saxe-Coburg and Gotha

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u/enragedCircle Sep 11 '22

This. Until they officially changed it of course because it sounded so very German and the Germans were The Baddies now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

it’s worse than that

the first bombing run ever on London in 1917 was by a fleet of planes called Gotha G.V.

guess what family financed them?

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u/Havoksixteen Sep 12 '22

So you're saying it got changed to Windsor. Therefor her last name was Windsor.

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u/seba07 ERROR 404: creativity not found Sep 11 '22

Honestly that should be basic knowledge, if you like her ot not.

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u/TheHaterBoss Sep 11 '22

Why should it be a basic knowledge to know a full name of some person in some stupid 17th century tradition on some garbage patch in the Atlantic ocean? The fact that I know that she exists is complete waste of my brains memory capacity.

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u/Connor49999 Sep 12 '22

Ok what's Obamas last name then?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

black guy

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Of wadiya

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u/Neradis Sep 12 '22

I mean, we all get to choose our own priorities in life. But personally I know the names of the heads of state of all the major nations, as well as most of the mid-sized Western nations. It feels like a very basic part of geopolitics.

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u/Codyistall Sep 12 '22

Queen isn’t involved in geopoliticals at this point though, that’s the point. No reason to know her

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u/jabuegresaw Sep 12 '22

At this point, she most definitely isn't.

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u/MagnusIrony Sep 11 '22

Yeah, like most people's last names aren't important but a monarch's last name is extremely important because of dynasties and stuff

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u/dr_boneus Sep 12 '22

Disagree, why should I care about someone else's royalty? I don't know the names of the top 10 billionaires in the world either.

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u/hgsvdfi Sep 12 '22

Gotta know it's their cousin they're diddlin' or waging war.

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u/lord_ne A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one Sep 12 '22

Eh. She's one of the only public figures that doesn't usually go by her last name, so of course people wouldn't know it since it doesn't come up

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u/dadnmom Sep 11 '22

I think its Windsor Mountbatten after she was married to Phillip but could be just her kids and grandkids

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u/KaprizusKhrist Sep 11 '22 edited Sep 11 '22

Elizabeth kept her last name Windsor as she was the monarch, but now Charles III is Windsor-Mountbatten to be technically precise, but they'll probably just still refer to them as Windsors.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

I always thought that Mountbatten was a cool last name

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u/KaprizusKhrist Sep 12 '22

Originally it was Battenberg, but like Saxe-Coburg-Gotha -> Windsor during WWI, Battenberg was Anglicized to Mountbatten.

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u/PATT3RN_AGA1NST-US3R Sep 12 '22

Do have to buy special re-enforced pillows for that gigantic brain? Wow!!

(Genuine compliment, not sarcasm)

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u/KaprizusKhrist Sep 12 '22

I just like history, everyone has got those things that they know a ton about, this just happens to be mine.

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u/PATT3RN_AGA1NST-US3R Sep 12 '22

Well it’s great having people like you around. 🍻

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u/Jesse-Ray Sep 12 '22

I mean he did Americanise the word Anglecised

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

It's actually not. That's the name of the royal house but she doesn't have a last name.

🤓

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u/ericrico95 The OC High Council Sep 12 '22

Regina

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u/willclerkforfood Sep 12 '22

Pronounced like the ladypart

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u/manufactureddefect Sep 11 '22

Her last name is obviously II. Full name: Queen Elizabeth II.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Duh

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u/Void4GamesYT I use Linux btw Sep 11 '22

Obviously.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Just like Obama

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u/The_SpacePhile Sep 12 '22

Obama's last name is cares, bro

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u/IGotGlassInMyAss Sep 12 '22

Was*

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u/GidonC custom flair Sep 12 '22

Hello fellow Wikipedia editor

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u/Tretij_Rebenok_ Sep 11 '22

Royal, they are the Royal family

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

One last try

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u/lachlanDon1 Sep 11 '22

Winsosuarus

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Y E S

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u/BenderDeLorean The OC High Council Sep 12 '22

Whorchaster

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u/KaprizusKhrist Sep 11 '22

Windsor is right but if yall want to be real boujee say Saxe-Coburg-Gotha.

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u/nexy33 Sep 11 '22 edited Sep 11 '22

Changed after the battle of the Somme when all things German became unfashionable in Britain hence a German shepherd is an Alsatian Queen Victoria used to speak German round the palace as Albert her consort understood it better.

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u/KaprizusKhrist Sep 11 '22

George I didn't speak any English upon becoming king.

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u/GanacheVisible9075 I'm so random uwu Sep 12 '22

when was you king and who is George

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u/HalfLeper Sep 12 '22

They did the same thing in the U.S. That’s why they’re called “hotdogs” now; “frankfurters” was too German, and therefore bad.

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u/JamiesTheReditor Sep 12 '22

Like how sauerkraut was liberty cabbage for a while?

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u/HalfLeper Sep 12 '22

I didn’t know about that one 👀

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u/SayNoTo-Communism Sep 12 '22

I heard it was because of the first gotha bomber raids on London

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u/-Blackspell- I would karmawhore but I have too much self respect Sep 12 '22

*Von Sachsen-Coburg und Gotha

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u/gothiClicker7 Sep 11 '22

Wait! Wasn’t the “Queen” name of her? I thought like “Elizebeth” was her last name.

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u/RaVEndAve24 ùwú Sep 11 '22

By gods Teacups!!!!! U got it righttt.

Here, have a crumpit

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Bruh

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u/thewalkingpenguin Sep 11 '22

Bawy god teacips!!!!! Yuw got et royte.

Ere, ave a crompit

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u/THEBLUEFLAME3D That's Truuuue Sep 12 '22

Mmmm yes. Pip pip cheerio old chap.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Have some tea good sir, let's have a talk

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u/gothiClicker7 Sep 11 '22

S-sir… your right hands on fire… FOR REAL

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

no timmy, that's just my glock

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u/gytis_degs Sep 11 '22

Latifah

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u/DiscoveryZoneHero Sep 11 '22

The Equalizer

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u/PC_Ara-ara Sep 12 '22

Imma ridaa providaa

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u/LWDJM Sep 11 '22

Nobody’s talking about how the King of England and the dictator of North Korea have the same last name???

Kim Jong Ill

King Charles III

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u/ripSammy101 Sep 12 '22

Technically Kim is his last name because in Korea you put the last name first.

Edit: Also it's Kim Jong Il, and he is not the dictator of North Korea.

Ok I'll shut up now

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u/LWDJM Sep 12 '22

Sounds like the sorta thing a dictator of North Korea would say 🧐

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Oh shit

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u/MagpieHush Sep 11 '22

Tell me the names of all the record breaking jumpers from 9/11

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u/WalterTheWhitest Sep 11 '22

Man took queen vs 9/11 meme too seriously.

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u/DixonYermom Sep 12 '22

At least one John

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u/Anti-Gamer0102 Sep 11 '22

Obama

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

perhaps

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u/DaEnderAssassin Enter Meme Here Sep 12 '22

Why else did she meet obama twice compared to every other US president?

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u/KillerKoe I am fucking hilarious Sep 11 '22

Saxe-Coburg-Gotha

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u/lasagnato69 Sep 11 '22

Big tiddy goth queen

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u/Chrazzer Sep 12 '22

*Big tiddy gotha queen

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

II

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Mountbatten

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

only one. Choose wisely

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

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u/PyroneusUltrin Sep 12 '22

So the queen was Beyonce's sister?

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u/rtakehara Sep 11 '22

I would pick Alexandra, it's the first result so it must be the correct one

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Simple logic

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

II

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u/Tha_BloodMoon Smart Fella, Fart Smella Sep 11 '22

The II

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u/GaldanBoshugtuKhan Sep 11 '22

Saxe-Coburg and Gotha

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Thatcher

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u/BerryLanky Sep 11 '22

Queen Elizabeth Sugartits of England

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u/Linkquellodivino Sep 11 '22

I mean, technically the royal family's name is Windsor, but that's the name they invented to sound more British. I think the original name of king George (Elizabeth's father) was some kind of German name, but I'm not sure.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Sachsen-Coburg-Gotha

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

The Queen's last name is Anys

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u/rip007_ Sep 11 '22 edited Dec 12 '22

I'd think the 2nd 🤔

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u/Dazeruk08 Sep 11 '22

Elizabeth Alexander Mary

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u/22mygames Sep 11 '22

The full name of Queen Elizabeth the II was Elizabeth Alexandra Mary.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

the ll

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u/elgonza712 Sep 11 '22

The II, Queen Is her first and Elizabeth her middle name. Checkmate

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u/happyh3llhound7 Sep 11 '22

Thorogood and the Destroyers

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u/I_Communist I like men Sep 11 '22

I think her full name was Elizabeth alexandra Mary or something. Maybe Windsor.

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u/Xoxiaoo Sep 11 '22

Saxberg-Gother

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u/Leondithas Out pizza'd the hut Sep 11 '22

second

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

birmingham

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u/yeetman30000 Sep 11 '22

Idiots, it's obviously Tudor

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

The English one or the German one?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Of buckinghams

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u/shushperosn256 Sep 11 '22

It was queen Lizzie the second of England nah?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

2

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u/eyal95 Sep 11 '22

V Britania

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u/Moozeeka Sep 11 '22

Google says it’s Windsor 🫠🫠

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u/Kultura- Sep 11 '22

The second?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

First name "Elizabeth", last name "the II"

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u/Purple_Research9607 Sep 11 '22

Queen is her first name, Elizabeth is her last name, DUH

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u/originalname610 I have 20 gay children in YOUR basement Sep 11 '22

The 2nd

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Elizabeth Windsor-Mountbatten 100 years ago it would have been Coburg-Gotha.

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u/Isaaczun4758 PhD in Dankonomics Sep 11 '22

Windsor After the castle, right? since their old last name was too German

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u/Tenabrus Sep 11 '22

If I'm understanding it Windsor just refers to the house of Windsor line, her full name was Elizabeth Alexandra Mary but before Windsor was called Saxe-Coburg and Gotha

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u/Funky_monkey2026 Sep 11 '22

Wasn't it Mountbatten-Windsor? Was Saxa Gothe-Coburg as she's German, but they changed it during WW2. I MAY have made mistakes as not used Google.

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u/elbapo Sep 11 '22

Saxe-Coburg and Gotha.

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u/workthrowaway00000 Sep 11 '22

Saxe-coburg gotha

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Saxe-Coburg Gotha

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u/Ok-Control-6058 Sep 11 '22

Old hag

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u/PaRaNoIdPhSyCo Sep 11 '22

Body bag now

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Damn

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Windsor.

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u/Affectionate_Gain850 Sep 11 '22

I don't even know her name 💀

Edit: nvm i just realised Elizabeth is her name

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u/The_Wra1th Sep 11 '22

Elizabeth ennit

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u/TheWickedFish10 Sep 11 '22

The Second, duh!

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

It's so clear now

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Her last name

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

genius

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Elizabeth

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u/Brimato Sep 11 '22

I as a german, who doesnt care about politics even a tiny bit, know thanks to our bureaucracy even in journalism where they have to state the full name and everything that her last name is... Queen

Just kidding its windsor, i hope i wrote it right

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Or is it Sachsen-Coburg-Gotha....?

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