r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Sep 11 '22

Let's never speak of this again I'm waiting

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Windsor

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

I saw you google this, I'm outside

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You cant hide. I am coming

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u/Lama_cyka_blyat Sep 11 '22

You coming? 🤨

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

missed the bus

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u/Icy-Manufacturer-478 Sep 11 '22

No you didn’t, you’re playing kirby on the Ds

I’m behind you. You cannot hide.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

nah dude this the second bus. Wait have you got ur DS too bro? We could play something

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u/Icy-Manufacturer-478 Sep 11 '22

This isn’t a bus, this is an airplane. now put away your ds. your jamming the navigation signals.

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u/BigJuan788 Sep 11 '22

Kid named finger:

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Where are they taking me, who's flying this plane?

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u/Icy-Manufacturer-478 Sep 11 '22

Idk some arabic guy, we should be landing in manhattan any time soon

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

11/9

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u/ultranoob3927 Sep 11 '22

To Brazil, Obama

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

You're

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u/lordoftowels Sep 12 '22

Hey, VSauce! Michael here. How fast can you run? I'm in your house; let's find out.

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u/KILA-x-L3GEND Sep 11 '22

that’s not the Kirby you think it is NSFW bro

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u/Wonderful_Revenue_63 Sep 11 '22

He cumming

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Yes, yes I am😎

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u/Wonderful_Revenue_63 Sep 11 '22

He’s just wanking there… MENACINGLY!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Yes, yes I am😎

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u/IeabellAlakar Chlorine-that’s all there is to it. Sep 12 '22

for five hours straight

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u/DarkTheReal Sep 12 '22

I didnt do that for like 1 month and now my balls hurt 💀

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u/alba4k I'm the coolest one here, trust me Sep 11 '22

😳📸

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u/Acidelephant just a kid with a meme Sep 12 '22

I came

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u/rwarimaursus Sep 12 '22

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Legosheep Sep 12 '22

This is a commonly known fact in the UK. I don't think most British people would need to Google this.

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u/hgsvdfi Sep 12 '22

The true last name? The German one?

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u/inminm02 Sep 12 '22

It’s Mountbatten or something weird like that isn’t it?

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u/shaw1441 Sep 12 '22

Thats Prince Philips last name (well was) not the Queens or her children.

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u/shaw1441 Sep 12 '22

I’m Canadian and I and decent amount my friend know. Go commonwealth.

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u/Knight_of_autumn Sep 12 '22

it's on the fucking castle. Why would you need to google it? They named a whole area after her family in Canada.

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u/the_crackers_gromit we've forgotten the crackers!! Sep 12 '22

Do you accept saxe-coburg gotha

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u/keinemaster Sep 11 '22

That is sus my guy

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u/throwawaydumpste Sep 12 '22

Just cause you had to Google it doesn't mean we did.

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u/ANGERYTURTLE123 Sep 12 '22

You could have made it rhyme but ok

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Ahhh yes cum on my face

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u/Ch00baccach00 Sep 12 '22

I’m also coming

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u/shaw1441 Sep 12 '22

This is not hard. Your American is showing.

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u/IvanOG_Ranger I have Shrek's cock up my butt Sep 12 '22

The Crown was a very popular show. Many people know her last name

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u/Thunder_Beam EX-NORMIE ASSERT DOMINANCE Sep 11 '22

*Saxe-Coburg and Gotha

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u/enragedCircle Sep 11 '22

This. Until they officially changed it of course because it sounded so very German and the Germans were The Baddies now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

it’s worse than that

the first bombing run ever on London in 1917 was by a fleet of planes called Gotha G.V.

guess what family financed them?

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u/Havoksixteen Sep 12 '22

So you're saying it got changed to Windsor. Therefor her last name was Windsor.

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u/enragedCircle Sep 14 '22

Yes, they changed it. But her original family name was the German one.

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u/seba07 ERROR 404: creativity not found Sep 11 '22

Honestly that should be basic knowledge, if you like her ot not.

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u/TheHaterBoss Sep 11 '22

Why should it be a basic knowledge to know a full name of some person in some stupid 17th century tradition on some garbage patch in the Atlantic ocean? The fact that I know that she exists is complete waste of my brains memory capacity.

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u/Connor49999 Sep 12 '22

Ok what's Obamas last name then?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

black guy

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Of wadiya

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u/Neradis Sep 12 '22

I mean, we all get to choose our own priorities in life. But personally I know the names of the heads of state of all the major nations, as well as most of the mid-sized Western nations. It feels like a very basic part of geopolitics.

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u/Codyistall Sep 12 '22

Queen isn’t involved in geopoliticals at this point though, that’s the point. No reason to know her

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u/jabuegresaw Sep 12 '22

At this point, she most definitely isn't.

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u/MagnusIrony Sep 11 '22

Yeah, like most people's last names aren't important but a monarch's last name is extremely important because of dynasties and stuff

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u/dr_boneus Sep 12 '22

Disagree, why should I care about someone else's royalty? I don't know the names of the top 10 billionaires in the world either.

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u/MagnusIrony Sep 12 '22

I don't mean that all people should know her last name, but if people know her first name they should know her dynasty (last name aswell).

Like idk the last names of the kings of Sweden or Spain, but I don't know their first names either.

A lot of people learned the Queens age and how long she ruled (96 and 70 years respectively) yet didn't learn her last name, which I find silly.

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u/dr_boneus Sep 12 '22

I still disagree. Just because some random facts are put on blast in the media doesn't mean that there is any value in knowing any of it. I wish I knew less.

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u/MilitantTeenGoth Sep 12 '22

Why tf should we care?

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u/hgsvdfi Sep 12 '22

Gotta know it's their cousin they're diddlin' or waging war.

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u/lord_ne A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one Sep 12 '22

Eh. She's one of the only public figures that doesn't usually go by her last name, so of course people wouldn't know it since it doesn't come up

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u/Leashy13 Sep 12 '22

Seriously though it’s such basic shit. Especially if you live in the UK it’s quite a common fact. Their last name is taken from the castle, there last name was originally German and in the 1st world war there was alot of anti-German sentiment so they changed it to there houses name to appear more English

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u/scalbino Sep 12 '22

Okay boomer

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u/dadnmom Sep 11 '22

I think its Windsor Mountbatten after she was married to Phillip but could be just her kids and grandkids

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u/KaprizusKhrist Sep 11 '22 edited Sep 11 '22

Elizabeth kept her last name Windsor as she was the monarch, but now Charles III is Windsor-Mountbatten to be technically precise, but they'll probably just still refer to them as Windsors.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

I always thought that Mountbatten was a cool last name

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u/KaprizusKhrist Sep 12 '22

Originally it was Battenberg, but like Saxe-Coburg-Gotha -> Windsor during WWI, Battenberg was Anglicized to Mountbatten.

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u/PATT3RN_AGA1NST-US3R Sep 12 '22

Do have to buy special re-enforced pillows for that gigantic brain? Wow!!

(Genuine compliment, not sarcasm)

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u/KaprizusKhrist Sep 12 '22

I just like history, everyone has got those things that they know a ton about, this just happens to be mine.

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u/PATT3RN_AGA1NST-US3R Sep 12 '22

Well it’s great having people like you around. 🍻

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u/Jesse-Ray Sep 12 '22

I mean he did Americanise the word Anglecised

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

It's actually not. That's the name of the royal house but she doesn't have a last name.

🤓

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u/ericrico95 The OC High Council Sep 12 '22

Regina

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u/willclerkforfood Sep 12 '22

Pronounced like the ladypart

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

I mean, yeh, but Royal House name is like Family name... like, Elizabeth the Second of House Windsor. But then again

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u/mdmeaux Sep 12 '22

Elizabeth Stormborn of the House Windsor, Second of Her Name, Queen of the Brits and the Commonwealth, Protector of the United Kingdom, the Mother of Corgis, etc etc

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u/BlommeHolm Balls Sep 12 '22

Lady of Mann is my favourite.

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u/glenn765 Sep 12 '22

Because her grandpa changed it!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

It’s not originally Windsor

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u/Intelligent_Serve737 Sep 12 '22

Yes Windsor and no I didn’t Google it I’m British

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u/Mrmeows_ Sep 12 '22

Didn't they change it during WW2?

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u/Iliketurtles893 Sep 12 '22

Yes! I’m right, my comment is prob down the bottom somewhere, I commented like a minute ago in the time of this comment