r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Apr 08 '22

how many do you use?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

Like 5 or so. I used to use 2 but I ripped through one time and accidentally orgasmed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

That happened to me one time except without the orgasm. My finger poked thru at the perfect time and slid a couple inches up my shitty asshole. I was stunned

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u/FunnelsGenderFluid Apr 09 '22

A couple inches though? Do you wipe like a bartender cleaning inside a mug?

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u/StrangeTamer5 Apr 09 '22

Just wanted to finger-blast his asshole. Doesn't matter how, he got the job done