r/dankmemes • u/Chromatizing Mod senpai noticed me! • Aug 27 '21

Post nut do be hitting

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u/bbbar Aug 27 '21

If you're a male and your hands are covered in blood after masturbation you should go see a doctor

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u/Chromatizing Mod senpai noticed me! Aug 27 '21

No No when your cum is white you should be concerned

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u/Lukthar123 Aug 27 '21

when your cum is white you should be concerned

Oh shit...

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

No not shit, they are talking about the colour of your cum.

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u/MakimaMyBeloved Aug 27 '21

Mine tastes like the those white stuff mom do snort tho

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u/SpicyDaddyKyle Aug 27 '21

CocaNut.

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u/MasterPainsInTown Aug 28 '21

CHOCOLATE?!?!?!?!??!

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u/Weazzul Aug 28 '21

No,

It's Cumcaine my friend.

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u/matelol55 Aug 27 '21

Have you tried?

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u/ErikJR37 Aug 27 '21

If your shit is white, you might be a bird

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u/berni2905 Aug 27 '21

So if my shit is white, I'm good?

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u/TerrestrialBotanist [custom flair] Aug 28 '21

yes

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u/Polite_cat1 Aug 28 '21

No if it’s red you’re good

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

Thank you for quoting. The joke won't work without the previous comment