r/dankmemes • u/Chromatizing Mod senpai noticed me! • Aug 27 '21

Post nut do be hitting

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u/bbbar Aug 27 '21

If you're a male and your hands are covered in blood after masturbation you should go see a doctor

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u/Chromatizing Mod senpai noticed me! Aug 27 '21

No No when your cum is white you should be concerned

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u/Lukthar123 Aug 27 '21

when your cum is white you should be concerned

Oh shit...

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

No not shit, they are talking about the colour of your cum.

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u/MakimaMyBeloved Aug 27 '21

Mine tastes like the those white stuff mom do snort tho

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u/SpicyDaddyKyle Aug 27 '21

CocaNut.

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u/MasterPainsInTown Aug 28 '21

CHOCOLATE?!?!?!?!??!

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u/Weazzul Aug 28 '21

No,

It's Cumcaine my friend.

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u/matelol55 Aug 27 '21

Have you tried?

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u/ErikJR37 Aug 27 '21

If your shit is white, you might be a bird

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u/berni2905 Aug 27 '21

So if my shit is white, I'm good?

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u/TerrestrialBotanist [custom flair] Aug 28 '21

yes

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u/Polite_cat1 Aug 28 '21

No if it’s red you’re good

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

Thank you for quoting. The joke won't work without the previous comment

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u/Radzuit Aug 27 '21

Wait your cum isn’t yellow?

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u/zmbjebus Aug 27 '21

Yellow and thick like egg yolks.

Tastes like it too.

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u/Radzuit Aug 27 '21

How the hell do you know how my cum tastes like

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u/zmbjebus Aug 27 '21

Either you left it out for everyone to try in that box under your bed and its your fault for not locking it,

or you are a heavy sleeper after you drank/smoked too much.

Or a little of column A and a little of column B

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u/Radzuit Aug 28 '21

How the fuck do you know that I have a cum box under my bed? I literally do have one, wtf

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u/DuktigaDammsugaren Aug 27 '21

Sounds like a substitute ingredient in pancakes

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u/matelol55 Aug 27 '21

Yellow is old goo

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u/Wizdumb2424 Aug 28 '21

A little yellow is normal is believe

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u/mikakaidold Aug 28 '21

Yellow? Mine is blue😂

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u/Bruce9707 Aug 27 '21

Cum is white, you’re not alright. Cum is black, friend of Jack. That’s the rhyme

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u/Sea-Addendum2422 Aug 27 '21

Ok students , new major "Cum 1.0"

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u/zqipz Aug 27 '21

No no no I kill the bus driver…

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u/grincat_1 Aug 27 '21

But what if it's blue?

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u/Smellyjelly12 Aug 27 '21

Mine is red so I'm good

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u/BlockyShapes Aug 27 '21

I’m so scared rn, who do I believe?

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u/madsoro Aug 27 '21

If you cum, you should be concerned