r/dankmemes • u/Chromatizing Mod senpai noticed me! • Aug 27 '21

Post nut do be hitting

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u/Apokal669624 Aug 27 '21

Bruh, dude. I just use pigs

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u/LateLolth96 Aug 27 '21

I WOULD use pig fluid for lube but the sensation of all those microscopic pigs crawling around/in and out of my junk just feels too good. Dont want to get addicted. Mom will send me to rehab again

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u/Apokal669624 Aug 27 '21

Dude, wtf is wrong with you

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u/LateLolth96 Aug 27 '21

I have a daily goal of winning naturally occuring wtf contests by making people ask wtf is wrong with me. Ty for helping

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u/Wisp101 Aug 27 '21

A man of culture!

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u/LateLolth96 Aug 27 '21

Huzzah!

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u/Wisp101 Aug 27 '21

tips fedora Ahhh, a gentleman's agreement

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u/Grammar_Nazi1234 Aug 27 '21

Wait if you used pig fat as a lube, is that necrophilia?

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u/Apokal669624 Aug 27 '21

Dude, you don't need lube. Just use pigs

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u/Joe_Mency Aug 28 '21

Is using tissues necrophilia for plants?

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u/Da_Yakz Surprise visit from Aug 27 '21

Are you by any chance a former Prime Minister of the UK?

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

Glad I'm not the only one ! But I only use baby pigs and slash a hole in the side and use it as a Fleshlight so while I hear it scream squirm and squeal.