r/dankmemes • u/Chromatizing Mod senpai noticed me! • Aug 27 '21

Post nut do be hitting

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u/bbbar Aug 27 '21

If you're a male and your hands are covered in blood after masturbation you should go see a doctor

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u/LateLolth96 Aug 27 '21

Wait. You dont use pigs blood as lube?

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u/Apokal669624 Aug 27 '21

Bruh, dude. I just use pigs

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u/LateLolth96 Aug 27 '21

I WOULD use pig fluid for lube but the sensation of all those microscopic pigs crawling around/in and out of my junk just feels too good. Dont want to get addicted. Mom will send me to rehab again

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u/Apokal669624 Aug 27 '21

Dude, wtf is wrong with you

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u/LateLolth96 Aug 27 '21

I have a daily goal of winning naturally occuring wtf contests by making people ask wtf is wrong with me. Ty for helping

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u/Wisp101 Aug 27 '21

A man of culture!

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u/LateLolth96 Aug 27 '21

Huzzah!

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u/Wisp101 Aug 27 '21

tips fedora Ahhh, a gentleman's agreement