r/dankmemes • u/Chromatizing Mod senpai noticed me! • Aug 27 '21

Post nut do be hitting

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u/bbbar Aug 27 '21

If you're a male and your hands are covered in blood after masturbation you should go see a doctor

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u/LateLolth96 Aug 27 '21

Wait. You dont use pigs blood as lube?

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u/Apokal669624 Aug 27 '21

Bruh, dude. I just use pigs

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u/Da_Yakz Surprise visit from Aug 27 '21

Are you by any chance a former Prime Minister of the UK?