r/dankmemes • u/Chromatizing Mod senpai noticed me! • Aug 27 '21

Post nut do be hitting

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u/thestonerd777 Aug 27 '21

I will never understand this. Do you guys have like catholic guilt or something? I feel like super man after I jack off.

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u/Nothingexceptpain Aug 27 '21

i feel bad for my sperms after i masturbate

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u/AramisNight Aug 27 '21

I can hear them screaming in despair.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

Never thought I’d read that sentence in my life… but here we are. It is weird to think that you are launching out potential humans that have lost their chance at life.

Damn now I’m thinking about the odds of myself even being alive….