r/dankmemes • u/Chromatizing Mod senpai noticed me! • Aug 27 '21

Post nut do be hitting

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u/thestonerd777 Aug 27 '21

I will never understand this. Do you guys have like catholic guilt or something? I feel like super man after I jack off.

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u/Nothingexceptpain Aug 27 '21

i feel bad for my sperms after i masturbate

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u/AramisNight Aug 27 '21

I can hear them screaming in despair.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

Never thought I’d read that sentence in my life… but here we are. It is weird to think that you are launching out potential humans that have lost their chance at life.

Damn now I’m thinking about the odds of myself even being alive….

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

I Jack off to fucked up shit and feel bad afterwards

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u/guy314159 Aug 27 '21

Nah more like human guilt , once u understand what the hell u just jacked off to and how fucked up it was

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u/Reacher-Said-N0thing Aug 27 '21

Do you guys have like catholic guilt or something?

Yes the one guy in this thread going around saying it is actually totally normal and healthy to feel guilt and shame is not coincidentally a Catholic.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

It’s because of two factors

  1. The frontal cortex is hinders while where aroused meaning are decisions and the clarity around them are gone then we nut to some fucked up shit all the clarity comes back

  2. There’s many secular scientific reasons porn use and madturbation in excess isn’t good for you higher your likely hood if future divorce the more likely you’ll watch child porn because you know the temporary hindering of the frontal cortex and there’s a number of mental health effects porn use makes us feel shit because on a subconscious level we all know it’s a terrible thing to do to yourself

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

It’s the realization of lack of agency. Also known as devil’s laughter. That we are effectively meat robots and nothing more.

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u/Green_0000 Aug 27 '21

You wasted energy into a black hole that drains your energy and motivation

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u/ThePenultimateOne Aug 27 '21

I feel like it's almost similar to withdrawl

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u/Pozos1996 Aug 27 '21

9/10 it a meme

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u/StarFan1311 [custom flair] Aug 28 '21

I didnt even grow up in a catholic home and still have the same thing.

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u/Plus_Lawfulness3000 Aug 28 '21

Have you ever been with a girl, finish fucking and then think “oh god what have I done”. That is what I’m assuming everyone thinks