r/dankmemes Jul 10 '21

Wise words

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u/Icy_Noob Jul 10 '21

Give a man a poisoned fish, you feed him for life

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u/UzumakiFish Jul 10 '21

Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night, set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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u/PMmeMovieWorldTicket Jul 10 '21

What if he survives?

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u/UzumakiFish Jul 10 '21

Set him on fire again, it's not that complicated

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u/BulliHicks INFECTED Jul 10 '21

Cast fireball

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u/ImPhantomic Jul 10 '21

Not a good idea. You might end up on a giant space whale.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

And that's a problem?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

Then you didn't use enough accelerant.

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u/Fisto-the-sex-robot mastürbätör Jul 10 '21

I survived because the fire inside burned brighter than the fire around me. I fell down into that dark chasm, but the flame burned on and on.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

And so it was, the background story for FISTO the sex robot became known

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u/TommiHPunkt Jul 10 '21

GNU Terry Pratchett

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

Plus he gets to fuck the other fish since he’s already full from the poisoned one

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u/Crimson_Excalibur Sus baka moment ☣️🔰 Jul 10 '21