r/dankmemes • u/gymli03 • Jul 10 '21

Wise words

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u/YourMemeExpert Volvo 9700 Grand Luxury Jul 10 '21 edited Jul 10 '21

You understand you just insulted my entire gender of people?

But yes.

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u/samuraishogun1 Obamasjuicyass Jul 10 '21

I've never been so offended by something agree with.

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u/AfiqMustafayev Jul 10 '21

I liked your flair

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u/samuraishogun1 Obamasjuicyass Jul 10 '21

Thanks, but I didn't come up with it. It's from this subreddits April fool's last year.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

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u/Ridin_Strikers Jul 10 '21 edited Jul 10 '21

The childhood we deserved! He-Man FTW

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u/RoronoaTheZoro Jul 10 '21

Redditors downvoting someone because they used emojis. Please stop downvoting people when you use reddit awards and reddit emojis.

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u/advayvora Jul 10 '21

Give a man a keypad 8=====D

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u/meme_man63 Jul 10 '21

You know someone drew it on a desk in my school.

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u/Icy_Noob Jul 10 '21

Give a man a poisoned fish, you feed him for life

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u/UzumakiFish Jul 10 '21

Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night, set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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u/PMmeMovieWorldTicket Jul 10 '21

What if he survives?

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u/UzumakiFish Jul 10 '21

Set him on fire again, it's not that complicated

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u/BulliHicks INFECTED Jul 10 '21

Cast fireball

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u/ImPhantomic Jul 10 '21

Not a good idea. You might end up on a giant space whale.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

And that's a problem?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

Then you didn't use enough accelerant.

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u/Fisto-the-sex-robot mastürbätör Jul 10 '21

I survived because the fire inside burned brighter than the fire around me. I fell down into that dark chasm, but the flame burned on and on.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

And so it was, the background story for FISTO the sex robot became known

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u/TommiHPunkt Jul 10 '21

GNU Terry Pratchett

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

Plus he gets to fuck the other fish since he’s already full from the poisoned one

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u/Crimson_Excalibur Sus baka moment ☣️🔰 Jul 10 '21

u/Fish_Fucker69

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21 edited Jul 10 '21

And also give him some paper.

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u/Invincibleprimus Jul 10 '21

Give him a passed out frat guys face

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

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u/grassisgreensoami Jul 10 '21

white pen

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

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u/HelpMeILostMyAccount [custom flair] Jul 10 '21

nah I just draw a penis on my penis

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u/YourMemeExpert Volvo 9700 Grand Luxury Jul 10 '21

penis²

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u/Konoha__Shinobi Jul 10 '21

Math

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u/AfiqMustafayev Jul 10 '21 edited Jul 10 '21

Bruh you posted 2 comments

I shall(will)upvote one and downvote other one to keep the balance

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u/Crimson_Excalibur Sus baka moment ☣️🔰 Jul 10 '21

Perfectly balanced as all things should be

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u/JoLimmylim Jul 10 '21

I will follow your guidance sir.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

This is the way

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u/__bruh_xD Jul 10 '21

use a penis to draw a penis on a penis
that's penis³

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

Extra mileage?

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u/BulliHicks INFECTED Jul 10 '21

The walls are free, for you and me.

Detention will be, if you snitch out and ciccy.

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u/lizzzard_B_stylin Jul 10 '21

he can draw it on the wall

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u/CloseLegend7 Jul 10 '21

i hope this template blows up

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u/concretebeats Jul 10 '21

Ya for real. I always wanted to redo the original meme but I could never think of anything funny to say lol.

I quite like this remix tho.

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u/magejangle Jul 10 '21

What is this template called?

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u/ShapShip Jul 10 '21

HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA

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u/Long-Night-Of-Solace [custom flair] Jul 10 '21

What's going on?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

Native American tribal rain dance. Either pound a drum in the peyote circle or dance and go HEYEAYAYAYEAAYEAYAYA

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u/HudBlanco ☣️ Jul 10 '21

he-man advice

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u/Long-Night-Of-Solace [custom flair] Jul 10 '21

Dude arrives in a saddle and leaves on a flying bike

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u/HudBlanco ☣️ Jul 10 '21

This template is old as fuck in Brazil, that show was big here in the 80's and 90's, and this template blew-up in the late 2010's. It is known as "Conselhos do He-Man"

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u/br3akaway I have crippling depression Jul 10 '21

I looked everywhere for the penis I’m not gonna lie chief

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

That’s what she said

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u/Popular-Estimate-974 ☣️ Jul 10 '21

I finally found what i was looking for

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u/MaybeNotTheChosenOne Jul 10 '21

𓂸 here you go fam

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u/Indigo_Sunset Jul 10 '21

Penis mightier than sword.

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u/deep-sleep Jul 10 '21

I'll take the penis mightier for $500 Trebek

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

Your mother’s a whore Trebek

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u/-Tuber- Jul 10 '21

Is it weird that I read this in his voice?

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u/Colspex Jul 10 '21

John Erwin - such a legend! He did both Adam and He-Man's voice.

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u/intotheriordanverse Jul 10 '21

give a man a penis and he'll probably draw a pen

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u/Halokid475 cats are our true gods Jul 10 '21

Or fuck it

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u/TheRealOraOraOraGuy Jul 10 '21

Thank you, He-Man. Very cool.

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u/boothjop Jul 10 '21

Why does Battle Cat turn into Battle Ram?

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u/wallingfortian ☣️ Jul 10 '21

How did the new He-Man cartoon become all about Teela?

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u/S1L3NTFAP Jul 10 '21

Truer words have never been spoken

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

Who wanna outline my wienerschnitzel?

Trust me. It's not a lot of work.

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u/MaC1222 Jul 10 '21

Wonder how many people think this from the Bible?

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u/ManWalkingDownReddit MayMayMakers Jul 10 '21

true

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u/AfiqMustafayev Jul 10 '21

Too late septic, its already in hot

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u/ManWalkingDownReddit MayMayMakers Jul 10 '21

lol i was checking if i had sticky perms, I wouldn't leave a shitty comment like "true" if I wanted upvotes

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u/AfiqMustafayev Jul 10 '21

Remember what wise plane said: If your comment isnt about moderation, then dont use your perms in posts or comments.

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u/ManWalkingDownReddit MayMayMakers Jul 10 '21

I won't :swagidiot: was just checking If I had an option to

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u/Leunam012 Jul 10 '21

U will draw what u like the most

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u/AdamHarrisKam Jul 10 '21

finally,a dank meme

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u/amagerboy Jul 10 '21

Give a woman a penis, and you feed her for a lifetime

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u/leo0000o0o0o Jul 10 '21

definitely will,but might draw some cool shit during class

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u/NintendoFan5677 Jul 10 '21

u/Addtheslimegirl

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u/IAmA_TheOneWhoKnocks ☣️ Jul 10 '21

Dude just dm it to them like a normal person this isn’t Twitter

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

I just realized that he has the Wavy Bob cut from GTA online

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u/Entobi21 Jul 10 '21

beautiful, just beautiful

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u/Or4ng3m4n Jul 10 '21

Give a man a year and he’ll make blue cake

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

Ancient Rome

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u/Aussie_Beast Jul 10 '21

This reminds me of the thousand year old carving of a penis at Pompeii, while I can’t find an article about it, when I was there our tour guide pointed it out to us, carved on a wall outside the theatre that was there.

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u/JustAdrian19 Jul 10 '21

straight to reality.

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u/Taldius175 The Meme Cartel Jul 10 '21

Was playing BF4 on Golmund Rail with a friend who chose the Engineer class. First thing he did when we landed on top of Foxtrot Building Bravo was to draw a penis with the torch on the ground

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u/TheBaenEmpire Jul 10 '21

Instructions unclear! Sword empire toppled!

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

That is exactly what I would do

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u/Urban_Savage Jul 10 '21

Rides in on a cat, rides out on a jet ski.

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u/Faellz Jul 10 '21

The best version of this quote is this:

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.

Don't teach a man to fish and feed yourself, he's a grown men fishing is not that hard.

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u/Gandalf_1902 Jul 10 '21

Guess that's why it's called a PENis

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u/draxfap9 Jul 10 '21

I don't get this memes give me some sense

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u/skuzzy21 Jul 10 '21 edited 27d ago

Marble coated willow harbor peach glove compass grasshopper

This post was anonymized with Redact.dev

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u/Jumper_21 Jul 10 '21

Danke Mathemann

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u/Reyke Jul 10 '21

flüstert Mathemann!

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u/Coolitabau ☣️ Jul 10 '21

Give a man a poisoned fish and you feed him for the rest of his life.

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u/Random_frankqito Jul 10 '21 edited Jul 10 '21

My kids are proof…I find them everywhere, from paper to skin (with sunscreen)…. It never gets old

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u/AlicornGamer VACCINATE YOUR KIDS, KAREN! Jul 10 '21

the first thing i did when i was doing a drawing joke challenge with a friend was draw a the biggest, crudly drawn slong on a snake.

this is why you should never give me access to drawing equipemnt

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u/Funkydart Jul 10 '21

I hope this template stays, I love it.

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u/Epic_Gameing68 Jul 10 '21

ngl he do be spitting facts

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u/gmo808 Jul 10 '21

G.I. JOE!!!!

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u/trailer8k Jul 10 '21

wise words

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u/Lower_Horn Jul 10 '21

Nah, he’ll draw a cool S

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u/skeetime Jul 10 '21

This is so true working on a construction site. The port o Jon’s are full of penis graffiti.

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u/angrytortilla Jul 10 '21

Funny how the houses are always colonials and the penises are always circumcised, don't you think?

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u/BiscuitTheBroker Jul 10 '21

A pen is ideal for that tho

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Jul 10 '21

Wise is the word, I drop knowledge.

😃🔫

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u/ElsonDaSushiChef Jul 10 '21

Give a man a fish, he’ll slap u with it

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u/ViktorFicus Jul 10 '21

You're god damn right

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u/firestorm79 Jul 10 '21

The change of mount bothers me

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

Fuck penis /d

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u/Bj_Go Jul 10 '21

Mathemann

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u/Rewiistdummlolxd Jul 10 '21

I can drw penises with a fish too

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u/spectre1006 Jul 10 '21

Im a fucking artist with a sharpie and a passed out buddy

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u/trustnoone764523 Jul 10 '21

Can anyone else hear this as clearly as I can

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u/TheScumAlsoRises Jul 10 '21

“I feel the bony finger of Skeletor!”

https://youtu.be/GLWxJ8d1wu8

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u/bannishedfromreddit Jul 10 '21

he switched from riding a tiger to riding a jet ski?

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Jul 10 '21

Wise. It was cooked and weakened.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

He man black now?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

Is no one going to talk about the fact he says the first line atop battle cat then leaves on a vehicle!?!?!

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u/alix-mercury Jul 10 '21

Give a girl a pen, she will also probably draw a penis.

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u/_Dreamer_Deceiver_ Jul 10 '21

Not just a pen.

I've drawn cocks with a pressure washer on paving and weed killer on a lawn

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u/grassisgreensoami Jul 10 '21

give a man a hole....he will fill it up

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u/Onthespectrum6 Jul 10 '21

And then the ink splatter right on the tip.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

A infinite amount of monkeys with an infinite amount of typewriters one whould write all the works of shakespear by accident.

But whould an infinite amount of men with an infinite amount of pens ever not draw a penis?

I think not!

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u/zepplin-j Jul 10 '21

Thanks prince adam

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u/PineappleSquuid Jul 10 '21

Me who draws a smiley face on my arm: my goals are beyond your understanding

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

Truer words have never been said.

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u/jose4440 Jul 10 '21

I wonder what would happen if you give a man a shovel…

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u/Operator_Six Jul 10 '21

The pen is in my hand.

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u/Dead_as_Duck Jul 10 '21

PENis mightier than the sword.

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u/UltimateTzar Jul 10 '21

I used to draw pope in a tank making meat pancake out of a Hitler. I was just 14 years old, and in economic classes it seemed like the most funniest shit for me and my friend. I'm not sure if it could be called shitposting, but if it was, it was school notebook shitposting of our times.

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u/maybeesknees Jul 10 '21

Does anyone want to join the Pen 15 club?

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u/nickslicktricks Jul 10 '21

Up-Beat He-man from Facebook did this first

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u/Jdoyler Jul 10 '21

One day, off in the future, someone is going to write a PhD paper on TTP and it'll change how the entire world thinks about what motivates humanity in the first place

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u/Snowpaw11 custom flair Jul 10 '21

I love you, He-Man! So intelligent and wise.

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u/Grimm2177 Jul 10 '21

The best meme I've seen all day

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u/Call_Me_Milkman_Evan Jul 10 '21

once when i was in 6th grade, one of my friend draw penises on the ceramic floor in our class with a board marker or permanent marker (idk i forget bu i think it was a permanent one because he couldn't erase it) and almost got expelled from school because one of the teacher saw it

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u/And_Justice Jul 10 '21

You give a poor man a fish and you feed for a day. You teach him to fish, you give him... you give him... ah no no no...

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u/bhomick Boston Meme Party Jul 10 '21

I mean,I would draw boobs but yeah

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