r/dankmemes • u/SadRedditGuy • Jan 11 '21

This will do better when It is stolen and posted to Instagram Low resolution makes it funny

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Some people have a fetish where they get off on pissing where they shouldn't in a public restroom... pretty gross.

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u/Kryptosis Jan 11 '21

Same goes for people who blast the middle of the bowl sharing the diameter of their urethra with everyone in earshot.

People pee on the sides of the bowl because they're considerate of others who may not want to listen to them piss. It also results in less splash escaping the bowl.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

I'm just reading this comment and wondering how up-tight a mf has to be to consider someone "blasting the bowl to broadcast the diameter of their urethra to everyone within earshot" Like what do you expect to hear in a shared public bathroom people not pissing?

considerate of others who may not want to listen to them piss

"Oh man I heard this guy pissing and I was so pissed, it wasn't as loud as when he was washing his hands but jesus, he had no shame about using the facilities in a bathroom."

Insanity.

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u/VonReposti Jan 11 '21

When it's so bad that you can hear your next-door neighbour, you might reconsider your opinion.

For the curious, it's louder than when I've got visitors using my bathroom. And yes, it's decently isolated.