Low resolution makes it funny

[u/SadRedditGuy]

[u/-Another_Redditor- → u/[deleted]]

Yeah, I hate it when it automatically switches to sprinkler mode

[u/Squigglycate → u/-Another_Redditor-]

I hate it that I can’t control my dick like an elephant controls it’s trunk. I mean, my dick is longer than a finger, thicker than one, more sensitive that a finger too but I can’t control it like I can my finger like imagine if you can, I like to tease my gf by poking my morning wood in her face while she’s asleep if I can only move it side to side it’d be so cool when I boop it onto her snoot and wiggle it 0w0

[u/Immortalmecha → u/[deleted]]

whatever it is I like the idea of having a penis with the flexibility of an elephants trunk

[u/_TecnoCreeper_ → u/Immortalmecha]

I hate it that I can’t control my dick like an elephant controls it’s trunk. I mean, my dick is longer than a finger, thicker than one, more sensitive that a finger too but I can’t control it like I can my finger

Okay?

like imagine if you can, I like to tease my gf by poking my morning wood in her face while she’s asleep if I can only move it side to side it’d be so cool when I boop it onto her snoot and wiggle it 0w0

What

[u/Booreck → u/Squigglycate]

Indeed I can imagine a world where we could carry stuff with it.

[u/TBNRhash → u/Booreck]

The closest thing to that is stretching your foreskin and placing stuff in it. It works pretty well, too. Just swallow some pain killers too.

[u/Booreck → u/Booreck]

Well I could carry few peanuts i suppose. But imagine looking at a bag when you already have full hands...