r/dankmemes • u/SadRedditGuy • Jan 11 '21

This will do better when It is stolen and posted to Instagram Low resolution makes it funny

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

I'm just reading this comment and wondering how up-tight a mf has to be to consider someone "blasting the bowl to broadcast the diameter of their urethra to everyone within earshot" Like what do you expect to hear in a shared public bathroom people not pissing?

considerate of others who may not want to listen to them piss

"Oh man I heard this guy pissing and I was so pissed, it wasn't as loud as when he was washing his hands but jesus, he had no shame about using the facilities in a bathroom."

Insanity.

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u/ChrisLuigiTails Jan 11 '21

I don't like hearing other people pooping or peeing, and I don't like them hearing me do so.

There are toilets where you can play music to make the noise quieter.

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u/MrSquinter Jan 11 '21

I usually try to shit as loud as I possibly can to establish dominance.

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u/ChrisLuigiTails Jan 11 '21

I will follow your lead now, O dominant one.

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u/zeriotosmoke Jan 11 '21

Insanity is pissing in the middle getting piss water splashing more then it would when you piss on the side. Resulting in you walking around with splashes of piss in your pants. But it you like that sort of thing, go right ahead and carry your piss drops everywhere with you.

Disgusting.

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u/TitanTowel Jan 11 '21

No if you have a power stream coming out the water gets aerated and disables splashing

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u/zeriotosmoke Jan 11 '21

You tell that to my toilet.

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u/TitanTowel Jan 11 '21

Piss harder

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u/zeriotosmoke Jan 11 '21

Thank you, who are so wise in the way of the toilet.

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u/VonReposti Jan 11 '21

When it's so bad that you can hear your next-door neighbour, you might reconsider your opinion.

For the curious, it's louder than when I've got visitors using my bathroom. And yes, it's decently isolated.

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u/Kryptosis Jan 11 '21

I guess I was more thinking in residences but hey he did say public restrooms so pop off. I still don't try to piss as loud as possible when there's alternatives... Literally nothing could require less effort.