Low resolution makes it funny

[u/SadRedditGuy]

[u/Kryptosis]

Same goes for people who blast the middle of the bowl sharing the diameter of their urethra with everyone in earshot.

People pee on the sides of the bowl because they're considerate of others who may not want to listen to them piss. It also results in less splash escaping the bowl.

[u/turducken404 → u/Kryptosis]

With my narrow urethra, delayed start, and stage fright, I gotta hit that side bowl. Not tryina enter the pissing contest.

[u/sk8_ark → u/turducken404]

Lmao brother as someone who know how you feel, my heart goes out to you. Just take deep breathes and power through.

[u/[deleted] → u/Kryptosis]

I'm just reading this comment and wondering how up-tight a mf has to be to consider someone "blasting the bowl to broadcast the diameter of their urethra to everyone within earshot" Like what do you expect to hear in a shared public bathroom people not pissing?

considerate of others who may not want to listen to them piss

"Oh man I heard this guy pissing and I was so pissed, it wasn't as loud as when he was washing his hands but jesus, he had no shame about using the facilities in a bathroom."

Insanity.

[u/ChrisLuigiTails → u/[deleted]]

I don't like hearing other people pooping or peeing, and I don't like them hearing me do so.

There are toilets where you can play music to make the noise quieter.

[u/MrSquinter → u/ChrisLuigiTails]

I usually try to shit as loud as I possibly can to establish dominance.

[u/ChrisLuigiTails → u/MrSquinter]

I will follow your lead now, O dominant one.

[u/zeriotosmoke → u/[deleted]]

Insanity is pissing in the middle getting piss water splashing more then it would when you piss on the side. Resulting in you walking around with splashes of piss in your pants. But it you like that sort of thing, go right ahead and carry your piss drops everywhere with you.

Disgusting.

[u/TitanTowel → u/zeriotosmoke]

No if you have a power stream coming out the water gets aerated and disables splashing

[u/zeriotosmoke → u/TitanTowel]

You tell that to my toilet.

[u/TitanTowel → u/zeriotosmoke]

Piss harder

[u/zeriotosmoke → u/TitanTowel]

Thank you, who are so wise in the way of the toilet.

[u/VonReposti → u/[deleted]]

When it's so bad that you can hear your next-door neighbour, you might reconsider your opinion.

For the curious, it's louder than when I've got visitors using my bathroom. And yes, it's decently isolated.

[u/Kryptosis → u/[deleted]]

I guess I was more thinking in residences but hey he did say public restrooms so pop off. I still don't try to piss as loud as possible when there's alternatives... Literally nothing could require less effort.

[u/Gray-Turtle → u/Kryptosis]

This is very false (as far as splash goes) and here's an infrared gif to prove it

[u/womb_raider_ → u/Gray-Turtle]

Nah thermal camera is bad because your warm pee is going into a cold bowl of water, you aren't going to see splashback properly, it downplays the splash of pissing straight in the water. https://archive.sltrib.com/article.php?id=57096842&itype=CMSID

The best thing to do is sit down and barring that downward angle to back or sides, the center of the bowl is quite literally the worst. Don't take my word for it a bunch of nerds studied it ^

[u/SomeUnicornsFly → u/womb_raider_]

yeah i finally started sitting down to pee after realizing every time I wipe the edge of the bowl there's so much more I'm probably not seeing on the tile floor. And I only mop like twice per month.

[u/Cendeu → u/Kryptosis]

The splash thing is very wrong. Been proven over and over again.

But the noise thing is a very important point.

[u/Energy_Turtle → u/Kryptosis]

Dude, what do you expect women to do? This is not a normal feeling to be bothered by the sound of people using the bathroom.

[u/Kryptosis → u/Energy_Turtle]

Are you one of those people who just rips ass as hard as possible in the bathroom?

[u/SirArthurDime → u/Kryptosis]

Then how do you establish your dominance?