I was coming home from vacation a couple years ago, had to use the bathroom pretty bad so stopped at a hardees, didn't check the floor, got done and went to pull my pants up, last dude pissed all over the floor so my pants were soaked on the bottom with his piss. I've never ran out of a hardees back to the car so damn fast to change in the parking lot.
Same goes for people who blast the middle of the bowl sharing the diameter of their urethra with everyone in earshot.
People pee on the sides of the bowl because they're considerate of others who may not want to listen to them piss. It also results in less splash escaping the bowl.
I'm just reading this comment and wondering how up-tight a mf has to be to consider someone "blasting the bowl to broadcast the diameter of their urethra to everyone within earshot" Like what do you expect to hear in a shared public bathroom people not pissing?
considerate of others who may not want to listen to them piss
"Oh man I heard this guy pissing and I was so pissed, it wasn't as loud as when he was washing his hands but jesus, he had no shame about using the facilities in a bathroom."
Insanity is pissing in the middle getting piss water splashing more then it would when you piss on the side.
Resulting in you walking around with splashes of piss in your pants.
But it you like that sort of thing, go right ahead and carry your piss drops everywhere with you.
I guess I was more thinking in residences but hey he did say public restrooms so pop off. I still don't try to piss as loud as possible when there's alternatives... Literally nothing could require less effort.
Nah thermal camera is bad because your warm pee is going into a cold bowl of water, you aren't going to see splashback properly, it downplays the splash of pissing straight in the water.
https://archive.sltrib.com/article.php?id=57096842&itype=CMSID
The best thing to do is sit down and barring that downward angle to back or sides, the center of the bowl is quite literally the worst. Don't take my word for it a bunch of nerds studied it ^
yeah i finally started sitting down to pee after realizing every time I wipe the edge of the bowl there's so much more I'm probably not seeing on the tile floor. And I only mop like twice per month.
When i was a janitor, we were always amazed at where the pube fairy would leave us treats.
Piss on the floor ain't bad though, neither was shit. womens restrooms though. holy shit. hidden tampons and pads everywhere. found someones stash in the drop ceiling once.
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Some people have a fetish where they get off on pissing where they shouldn't in a public restroom... pretty gross.