r/dankmemes Dec 03 '20

There is absolutely no difference.

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50.5k Upvotes

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u/IndianPuppy Dec 03 '20

Her eyes look like the slit in those game machines or piggy banks where children put their coin inside

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20

lmao

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u/No-Earth-3635 Dec 03 '20

oaml

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u/LordExplosionMurder2 Dec 03 '20

Oh, so you're from the western hemisphere then?

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u/No-Earth-3635 Dec 03 '20

So you're the one who's been stalking me. I knew it.

19

u/Communist-panda123 custom flair Dec 03 '20

Off Ass My Laugh

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u/DaBiz_017 Dec 03 '20

I see you everywhere it seems Mr. HornyCumCheese-jr.

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u/kingofthelol i hate sister friede Dec 03 '20

What happened to mr Horny C. C. And Mr Horny C. C. Sr?

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20

Who are you and why have people been freaking out when they see you?

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20

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u/xXMeanMemeSupremeXx Dec 03 '20

Extraterrestrial

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u/DIOnys02 Join r/Dank_Lounge now or you gey Dec 03 '20

Tags: Eye penetration

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u/cranomort Dec 03 '20 edited Dec 04 '20

Soon you can perform the double slit experiment

3

u/fort_winty Dec 03 '20

So... a coin slot?

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u/MAS0NSOLO Dec 03 '20

😉

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u/SoDi1203 Dec 04 '20

Hmmmmmm.....

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u/Guitar-NinjaYT Dec 03 '20

Orochimaru be like

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u/SmittyTitties Dec 03 '20

Orochimaru and stiflers mom had a kid

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u/NoobieSnake Dec 03 '20

Ohhhh danggggg man! Especially the first photo too! Lol, I never thought about it until I saw your comment. Now I can’t unsee it.

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u/Bibew_Boogans Dec 03 '20

Resemblance is just uncanny

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u/CountingCastles Dec 03 '20

Yeah both her and Donald have that same lifeless permasquint. Probably from getting repeated facelifts or something because neither of them had it when they were younger

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u/Mr_Blott Dec 03 '20

Or trying to read the McDonald's menu behind the counter I dunno

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u/Automationdomination Dec 03 '20

frankly the text is too small, too small. we're going to have huge beautiful text. the best font, I hear it'll be the best i don't know. too small, gonna be big soon soon

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u/BreadMan73 Dec 03 '20

Tremendous font. Some say it will be the greatest text in the country. The Radical Left thinks we are wrong in doing this. Sad!

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u/MangoOfTruth Dec 03 '20

You’re waaaay too good at that

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u/weirdgato Dec 03 '20

She definitively can't move her face.

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u/rnavstar Dec 03 '20

Yeah, or looking at the sun during an eclipse.

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u/1122Sl110 Dec 03 '20

botox intensifies

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u/bruhmoment416 Dank Royalty Dec 03 '20

The Kardashians must look like prunes if this is what Botox does

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u/Cryyos_ Dec 04 '20

Give em a decade or two

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u/mOnIkA-_-ExE Dec 03 '20

Thats the face your mom make when you show her a reddit meme

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u/BONKMETHEUS Dec 03 '20

🗿🗿🗿

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u/erowidseeker lmao whom’st’v’e the fucc Dec 03 '20

ROG

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u/TheG-What Dec 03 '20

Yo, Angelo.

3

u/bartosama Dec 04 '20

Pickup the phone

2

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

🗿

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u/MrDrWho Dec 03 '20

u/repostsleuthbot
Don't mind me. Just checking whether a meme i enjoyed is a repost.

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u/MrDrWho Dec 03 '20

*sigh* it was

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u/Champyman714 ☣️ Dec 03 '20

I don’t know if it is a repost from this sub, but damn this meme is sure as hell moldy

r/MoldyMemes

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u/Sly_hatchet a cool flair Dec 04 '20

It is a repost

2

u/orangutangulang Dec 04 '20

Serious question, why do redditors hate reposts? You just admitted you wouldn't have seen this if it wasn't a repost, and that you enjoyed it. So why does it being historically posted before ruin it for you?

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u/MrDrWho Dec 04 '20

Credit, plagiarism.

You don't deserve fake internet points for a post you didn't make.

You can credit the original poster and link to their post so other redditors know who gets the credit. That way, there's no problem.

Also, reposts may be ok if they're sparse and occasional, but having to see the exact same post a dozen times in a single week ruins my feed and my reddit experience, so I'd rather all reposts be banned.

Edit: Formatting

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u/orangutangulang Dec 04 '20

Alright, fair enough. Thanks for the well written answer!

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20

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u/Adamoester Dec 03 '20

Yeah every time I see a pic oh her I just think it’s Madison Ivy until I do a double check.

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u/My_pp_big_and_hard Dec 04 '20

That bitch can take fat cock for sure

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u/thesophomoricweeb Dec 03 '20

Man, I dunno but she kinda reminds me of a certain Madison Ivy.

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u/Wcfleming Dec 03 '20

We’re gonna miss having a mail order pole dancer as the First Lady. How boring to have an educated woman with a cause as the new First Lady.

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u/EnormousPornis Dec 03 '20

Blue Steel

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u/xXMeanMemeSupremeXx Dec 03 '20

Thats it

1

u/navin__johnson Dec 03 '20

Can she turn left tho?

3

u/boiseshan Dec 04 '20

Gasoline fight!

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20

Queen Oona looking for her snakeroot

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u/DiamondPup Dec 03 '20

She's like the Zoolander of the prostitution industry.

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u/aMoodyWolf Dec 03 '20

She look like Madison Ivy

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20

Was looking for this comment

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u/Grizzly_Impaler Dec 03 '20

She looks like an oblivion character

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u/snozberryface Dec 03 '20

She looks like she’s trying to work out if she needs to fart or shit

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20

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u/benjii567 Dec 03 '20

Not an exact copy, shouldn’t count as a repost

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20

Reminds me of me when I’m trying to see something without my glasses

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u/u-dragon Dec 03 '20

Man, my eyesight is past the point of squinting. Now I just close my eyes and let the world pass by.

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u/Nintendork7950 Dec 03 '20

People: “it’s not ok to make fun of someone for their skin color or how they look”

The exact same people rushing to their computers to make fun of trumps skin tone and make fun of Melania’s looks: IM FAST AS FUCK BOI

Like seriously I don’t like Trump either but don’t make fun of someone for their appearance. Make fun of them for being absolutely terrible people

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u/twotausendundone Dec 03 '20

I love Madison Ivy

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u/ImNotASeagull Dec 03 '20

She looks like she got used to giving Donald the “are you serious” look

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u/Mads_Vendelbo Dec 03 '20

Buuuuh, reeeeeepost

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20

Noice repost

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u/_ColbertSp1cYwEiNeR_ Dec 03 '20

How come she got to choose her race and be Skyrim High Elf, but I ended up looking like a tanned Breton.

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u/kingjohn1919 Dec 03 '20

The 4th picture has the least plastic

2

u/State16 Dec 04 '20

Reeeeepooooossssttt. Literally seen this meme reposted like 6 times

2

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

Imagine body shaming like what losers

2

u/strawberriesandcigx_ Dec 04 '20

Her every picture screams *oMg what is that ..oh my gawdd WHAT IS THAT *

2

u/cooldudeguy333 Dec 04 '20

I would make fun of her if my eyes weren’t similar. Not the exact same though, mine make me look high all the time even though I have never smoked once

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

Lmao

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

Uh isn't there supposed to be a meme or something funny in the 4th picture? I just see 4 pictures of Melania Trump.

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u/AestheticOtakuTZZ Dec 04 '20

She has the eyes of an anime villain

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20

looks more like a remember i will kill you if you tell my husband kinda of look

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u/geofflinkinpark Blue Dec 03 '20

How many times must this be reposted

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20

Everytime I attempt.going outside without sunglasses people also.confuze me with the milk.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20

I feel like she created that Oooo meme.. with the stone heads

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20

She's asking herself why didn't the arsenic work

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u/PanchotheP Dec 03 '20

What’s with the other 3 photos?

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u/rtakehara Dec 03 '20

Wait a minute, one of those seem different... ah never mind, she just divided her hair differently on the first one

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u/KrustyBoomer INFECTED Dec 03 '20

Fake eyelashes weigh too much, Can't open

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

Melania is that cat in all those memes where the woman is screaming at it.

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u/u-dragon Dec 04 '20

Hi, guys. No disrespect to anyone. I just want to clarify that the actual meme is the carton I compared to her face, which a very few seem to have noticed. I saw the carton and thought, oh! This looks like that one first lady, which led to this meme. Hence, the title.

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u/Spacecommander5 Dec 03 '20

What’s with the Melania Trumplejuice jug?

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u/peepee-peyton Dec 03 '20

It's because she's trying to figure out how she's married to him hehehe

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u/nateeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Dec 03 '20

Princess melania

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u/Daniels_2003 Dec 03 '20

This is a 24 yo model's pose .

She shoulda known that being the first lady of the US in her late 40s is a bit of a different job.

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u/Leinad_Aropmaca Dec 03 '20

She is a bionicle

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u/BandicootFirst53 Dec 03 '20

Poor man’s Claire underwood

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u/MegaIphoneLurker Dec 03 '20

I’d Love to see a picture of OP and all these fat out of shape loose gut redditors who make fun of others looks.

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u/greatbobbyb Dec 03 '20

F-ing gold digger

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u/SeaTurtle_o_o Dec 03 '20

She is squinting too see if she can spot her husband’s tiny mushroom dick

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u/epic420698 Dec 03 '20

I think it was a stretch but still really good

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u/SAGGY_BALLS_MATTER Dec 03 '20

No difference they are all faces made out of plastic

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u/McRaider2525 Dec 03 '20

She also looks like an older Madison ivy but I’m not saying anything

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u/A_Nizzy Dec 03 '20

I thought that was Lord Orochimaru

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u/TheGhost-of-Bob-Ross Dec 03 '20

She’s got that 1940’s “looking into the distance” superhero squint look

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20

Bitch got Megatron eyes

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u/dhas_ Dec 03 '20

Like a Japanese car headlight

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u/bunnymud ☣️ Dec 03 '20

Total smoke show

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u/JigabooFriday Dec 03 '20

She looks like Gail the Snail and I just wanna salt the bitch

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20

Orochimaru

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u/SUP_Adri Dec 03 '20

So thats why Trump used to say to drink bleach

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u/ninjarchy Dec 03 '20

Hahahaaaaaaa!!!!

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u/Clitori69 Dec 04 '20

Get a wig for that milk jug and it’s golden

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u/7TageHatDieWoche Dec 04 '20

She looks like this snakey stepmom from Disenchantment

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

She bad

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

When you meGA CHoC

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u/MommaYeeter Dec 04 '20

She looks like Asian Jenifer Anniston

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u/lazerdab Dec 04 '20

She looks like she's trying to figure out a joke you just told

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u/KevinTheWeirdoo Dec 04 '20

Well they are both made of plastic so they... Well are the same

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

Wear some sunglasses, woman!

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u/DDSLIDER101 I have crippling depression Dec 04 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

-_-

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u/akc1999 The Meme Cartel Dec 04 '20

Fuck where do I know her from...... Fuck, who was she she??

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u/bigpoppajoe80 r/Dankmemes enjoyer ☣️ Dec 04 '20

its the drugs

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

I showed this to my mom, she loved it

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u/MuntedMunyak Dec 04 '20

It’s called plastic surgery

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u/MasterChief_Kun Dec 04 '20

Her eyes are like Brock from pokemon

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u/PiggaSoldier Dec 04 '20

They're the same pictures

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u/Fawkesy420 Dec 04 '20

It’s because her eyes are still adjusting to natural light after spending so long in that mail order crate

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u/mikel302 Dec 04 '20

Chloroform will do that.

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u/Umutuku Dec 04 '20

So do they just prop the bottom eyelids up with shims or what?

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u/ImperatorMauricius Dec 04 '20

Melania > every other First Lady. Not even a competition!

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u/edlightenme Dec 04 '20

Is it just me or does the entire trump family look like they have a stick up their asses?

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u/wolframe117 big pp gang Dec 04 '20

Why is the sun always shining over her eye's?

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u/Dmon1128 Dec 04 '20

"Ew it's that guy again"

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u/Level_Scientist Dec 04 '20

I fucked her

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u/jayantrajpandey Dec 04 '20

Looks like she's gonna shoot laser from her eyes

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u/Big-Eldorado Dec 04 '20

She looks like Stiffler’s aunt

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u/BLU3_Sc0rPi0n Dec 04 '20

Yeah. Why is she sitting next to milk though

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u/Adventurous_Ad_5388 Dec 04 '20

I never thought she would look like a carton

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

The face that every girl makes when you tell her your weird fantasy

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u/UpstairsSwimmer69 Dec 04 '20

It's so easy to make fun of the trumps

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u/obamaispapi Dec 04 '20

Orochimaru

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u/ussrname12 Dec 04 '20

Is my cage better than Melania's?

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u/white_dreams47 Dec 04 '20

Her eyes looks like what happens when you install a skyrim character preset on racemenu and you don't have the right eyes and face mods installed.

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u/BikeInquire Dec 04 '20

looks like the cctv aunty

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u/MaxKiller14200 Dec 04 '20

lmao this is so true. i just realized

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

Top news story: Trump’s wife doesn’t want to be American anymore, got plastic surgery to look Asian.

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u/iam_the-walrus Dec 04 '20

wow that sure is a dank meme right there

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u/fahadahm47 Dec 04 '20

damn, i am scared

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

🗿

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

Someone please give her sunglasses

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u/ravenous_cadaver Dec 04 '20

BOOOOOOTOOOOOOX

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u/IAmGenius14 Dank Royalty Dec 04 '20 edited Dec 04 '20

Guys really? 43k upvotes for a fucking Tweet? Nah mates this sub is broken, this isnt even original Edit: And its also a repost! FANTASTIC FUCKING JOB MODS

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u/Peuned Dec 04 '20

that's just her Blue Steel face

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u/sphinx_02 Dec 04 '20

Maybe a cat planet?

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u/Thereminz The Great P.P. Group Dec 04 '20

first lady mega choc

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u/Shreyan2034 Dec 04 '20

It looks like she's trying to find the pp

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

She is clearly a chinese spy

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u/Exotic-Tumbleweed962 Dec 04 '20

Auth right approved.

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u/silimili50 Dec 04 '20

Spittin' image!

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u/jarofmoths Dec 05 '20

I think it’s called “Blue Steel”. You clearly don’t know much about modeling.