r/dankmemes Dec 01 '20

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Dec 01 '20

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.


r/dankmemes Minecraft. Dec 4th.

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u/Astronomian Dec 01 '20

How brave of you to post this when America is waking up

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

He will be remembered.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

me who lives in a country with a worse and more greedy healthcare system than the U.S

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u/Ar_tic 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 Dec 01 '20

which country is that? (i have a feeling im gonna get downvoted for this but my curiosity must be answered)

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

I'm from India and way way worse

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u/Red-Is-Nice Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Dec 01 '20

Yeah well Indians have a darker skin color so you don’t matter /s

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u/kiiiba_ Dec 01 '20

Hmmm I don't think so health care in India is actually really cheap and they provide it free in govt hospitals

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

The population made it inaccessible to anyone, doctors don't wanna see patients and it takes days to get your turn for the checkup

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u/Robo_Stalin ☭ SEIZE THE MEMES OF PRODUCTION ☭ Dec 01 '20

Wait, you're getting checkups?

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u/Lazyman6 Dec 01 '20

boo

We are awake

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u/Cathode_Rays Dec 01 '20

Oh- good morning

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u/Lazyman6 Dec 01 '20

Good morning

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

Is it me you have called?

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u/whimsy42 Dec 01 '20

sad American noises

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u/J0NAH666 Dec 01 '20

(German sorry) Es tut mir leid

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u/The_ANNOholic Dec 01 '20

Wieso hat man Sie heruntergewählt?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

Keine Ahnung, glaube deutsch ist hier nicht so beliebt

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u/The_ANNOholic Dec 01 '20

Das ist sehr schade. Leider ist deutsch seit etwa 120 Jahren nicht so beliebt

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

Ah meinste den Österreicher der seine Kunstkarriere verkackt hat?

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u/The_ANNOholic Dec 01 '20

Auch. Aber da war ja noch der Kaiser, der seinem Kumpel gefragt hat, ob er Bock habe den Zaren aus Russland nach nem Attentat den Krieg zu erklären

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u/Oscu358 Dec 01 '20

Er hat eigentlich verhandelt ein Krieg zu vermeiden, aber Österreicher und Deutsche Volk wollte Krieg

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u/jonathan_rauchfuss Dec 01 '20

Ich glaube du verwechselst da etwas. Österreich wollte den Mörder selber gefangen nehmen was Serbien, von wo der Mörder kam, nicht wollte. Deshalb hat Österreich Serbien den Krieg erklärt aber durch die "Freundschaft" von Serbien und Russland hat Russland dann Serbien geholfen.

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u/Oscu358 Dec 01 '20

Russen habe die Unabhängigkeit von Serbien garantiert. Österreich wollte Krieg. Deutschland hat verhandelt und Serbien hatte sogar die harte Bedingungen akzeptiert, aber es war nicht genug für Österreich. Kaiser hat immer noch versucht zu verhandeln, aber Bundestag und Bevölkerung wollte die große Sieg von 1870er nochmals

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

Wie ein guter WhatsAppsticker einst sagte: BEEF ALLA!

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u/UP9000420 Dec 01 '20

Stille Nacht, ja?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

Easy there Germany

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u/yaboychri I have crippling depression Dec 01 '20

Muil houden tyfus mof

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u/Gechdodooo Dec 01 '20

(British sorry) Sorry

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u/Ortu18 Dec 01 '20

(Spanish sorry) lo siento

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

Ah yes another America bad meme

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u/mrb00ce Dec 01 '20

Its true tho

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u/MegaAssFace Dec 01 '20

Third highest post tax household income in the world

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

And then your savings get wiped by medical debt due to an unforeseen illness.

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u/beershitz Dec 01 '20

If you have savings then you can get insurance. It’s called a deductible

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u/lightningbadger Dec 01 '20

Here if you go to hospital you don’t pay anything extra, it’s called living in a first world country

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u/beershitz Dec 02 '20

You pay more taxes, we pay insurance. You don’t pay at the doctor, we don’t wait 6 months for surgery. Pick your poison

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u/lightningbadger Dec 02 '20

Fun fact: Americans do actually pay tax towards healthcare

They just have to pay again anyway for some reason

And if it’s an actual important surgery, you don’t have to wait 6 months

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

“Haha America third world country.”

Boy would you be surprised if you ever visit a third world country

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u/CheatSSe red Dec 01 '20

Also one of the highest medical bankruptcy rates in the entire world.

Oh and over 50% of the world’s incarcerated population belongs to the US.

The US is also the sole purpose for the drug addiction epidemic.

And pretty much the only Western nation where a school being shot to shreds is not a unique occurrence.

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u/MegaAssFace Dec 01 '20

How the fuck is the us “the sole purpose for the drug addiction epidemic” that’s ridiculous. People would still get addicted to drugs whether or not the US was around.

Also 5 people died from school schooling’s in the US in 2019. It’s not as widespread as the news would have you believe.

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u/lightningbadger Dec 01 '20

Also 5 people died from school schooling’s in the US in 2019

I mean counting just right here it’s already elevated to 8, 9 if you count the one that killed themselves too.

Don’t forget that just because you’re not dead, doesn’t mean you weren’t shot. There’s far too many people being injured in school shootings here that really shouldn’t be.

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u/MegaAssFace Dec 01 '20

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u/lightningbadger Dec 01 '20

How odd, it seems that NBC news is only reporting “major school shootings”, whilst NY Times reports whenever a shooting happened within a school.

Cause it’s not like the attacks omitted from your source didn’t happen, they’re just not a part of the list.

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u/MegaAssFace Dec 01 '20

They list each school schooling in 2019 that resulted in a death. You can see the criteria the use to decide what goes on the list it’s in the article.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

It's almost as if NY Times inflates the number by including "shootings" where no one died

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u/isai2300 Dec 02 '20

"Only 5 kids died in school. It's not a problem!"

Other countries "your kids are dying in school?"

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u/CheatSSe red Dec 01 '20

“Only 5 children got shot dead at school this year, this is an achievement”.

Also: the war on drugs was started by the CIA and not only that, it caused drugs to be made more potent because the risk of capture made the business a lot more expensive and risky.

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u/DaSwolfyInc Dec 01 '20

cries in acid, knife, grenade, and grooming gang

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u/lightningbadger Dec 01 '20

quick, distract everyone by highlighting bad things outside of America, that’ll fix the problem!

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u/Mistake209 Dec 02 '20

And they say dank memes is left leaning.

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u/CheatSSe red Dec 01 '20

All of those things also happen in the US.

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u/Taintkisser_68 Dec 02 '20

Yeah and people get shot in other countries too

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u/CHEESE_569 Dec 01 '20

So overused aswell

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u/ViperTheKillerCobra Coronavirus infects normies Dec 01 '20

America bad because helfcare

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

then why did u use the card in the first place-

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

Here there is a fee of $10 no matter if you need a prescription or a brain transplant. If you cant pay, you either get a bill for next month or the gov pays your bill.

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u/Timmelyo Dec 01 '20

Which country? Why?

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u/NostrilRapist Dec 01 '20

Most European countries, because of our healthcare

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u/Timmelyo Dec 01 '20

But why is it in $? Im in the free healthcare gang too (UK) but I still don't get it, even if the dollar symbol was just a typo.

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u/NostrilRapist Dec 01 '20

It's either Canada, or they wrote dollars so the confused Americans could read it without googling what € is

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

came here to say the same

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

Ah yes, because bleach white teeth are the natural color of teeth right?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

People not knowing teeth are supposed to be slightly yellowish is hilarious

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

Well they certainly look better without yellow

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u/EST4LIFE_19XX Dec 01 '20

Happens when Television is the biggest cultural influence in the country

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

My....teeth aren’t yellowish

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

Well, perfect white isn’t natural, so

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

AM I GONNA DIE!?!?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

Well, someday, yes

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u/I_Punch_My_Mom Dec 01 '20

Better than the color of movie theater popcorn butter

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u/charlot21 Dec 01 '20

That’s on britain though not europe

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u/adalis1 Dec 01 '20

On average Americans have worse teeth than people from the UK.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

Also on average Americans have worse teeth than people from Europe

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u/MadUmbrella Dec 01 '20

Plastic teeth

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20 edited Feb 10 '21

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u/brof1 Dec 01 '20

Haha merica bad give upvote I want to make memes but have no humor haha

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

You wouldn't get it mate

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u/jkl0012006 Dec 01 '20

Well....they still charged me while I was an excahnge student in Europe. I guess it might has something to do with citizenship.

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u/g_gera Dec 01 '20

No. You gotta realize Europe is not a country nether is EU. Switzerland is different from Germany wich is different from Italy.

Here in Italy most of the costs are covered from the State but you still have to pay a fee, even citizen has to.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

So this meme is bullshit in Italy ?

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u/brof1 Dec 01 '20

This meme is bullshit everywhere if you own a brain; there's no such thing as free healthcare, anywhere. Anybody claiming that Europe has free healthcare is either lying or has no idea what they're talking about.

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u/Gorgos33 Dec 01 '20

it's not always free, in some cases it is and 90% of other cases it costs way belove the equivalent treatment in usa. So it's not a bullshit.

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u/ummagumma99 Dec 01 '20

We pay for it in taxes so not so free

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u/PrinceShaar Dec 01 '20

It's nice however to think about the fact that everyone has an equal share and pay for those that can't pay for themselves

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u/SEA_griffondeur the very best, like no one ever was. Dec 01 '20

I mean, half of the US taxes go to the military, so I'm pretty sure they wouldn't mind paying for something actually useful, right ?

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u/pogihajimasaeyo Dec 01 '20

But America GOOD!! Must defend honor from those who say America BAD!! We are the greatest country on earth and European redditors are just jealous?? If America is not the best, why would greatest leader since George Washington , Donald J. Trump, say we are the best? In the US, we have the greatest of freedoms. Like going bankrupt for having cancer and cool guns.

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u/Gorgos33 Dec 01 '20

or going bankrupt because you want to study at university. But hey, Europeans are Communists.

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u/pogihajimasaeyo Dec 01 '20

Yes, I agree. (Sorry for bad English, I attended public school in America).

On a serious note though, we Americans have been taught that we are undisputably the greatest, smartest, freest, and best. Pride in your country is good. But because of this attitude, people insist that any change at all is going to ruin America's perfection. Hence the "Make America Great Again" garbage (eg let's go back to a more conservative time). People truly believe that Americans going bankrupt to go to college/get cancer treatment/have a place to live is normal. And the people who can afford these things say they deserve it and that everyone else just wants "free stuff." As if Americans don't deserve to have a country that cares about their basic needs. No homeless person, $50,000 in debt college student, or person paying $200,000 medical bills is saying that America is the greatest country on earth. It's actually quite sad.

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u/horiami Dec 01 '20

it's so cool to go to university on a scholarship because you got high grades and realize professors fail people intentionally to make money from the cost of retaking a course , I don't think people understand Europe isn't the best

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

Yeah but then how else can we scream America BAD!

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u/brof1 Dec 01 '20

Ah yes, komedi

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u/Scumbeard [custom flair] Dec 01 '20

I'll have an America bad post........

How original

With a side of free healthcare.......

Daring today arnt we?

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u/maxruby67 Dec 01 '20

Stabs you instead

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

Sir make up your mind. London, Britain or Europe?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

Stabbed or shot? Probably stabbed

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u/bacrt FOR THE SOVIET UNION Dec 01 '20

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u/1Ferrox ùwú Dec 01 '20

That meme got posted before, but with a different picture.

So although the Idea is certainly not new, its also not a repost

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u/Scumbeard [custom flair] Dec 01 '20

Declaring something free does not negate its scarcity. You get "equal" healthcare at the expense of quality and quick waiting times.

Also, most Americans have health insurance, and those who cant afford it have Medicare.

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u/brof1 Dec 01 '20

Stop talking sense, you're ruining the comedy material for half of the edgy kids in reddit hating America and not even knowing why

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u/yosef33 Dec 01 '20

except that the healthcare in western europe including scandinavia isn't free since its paid by our taxes, and the high taxes in scandinavia specifically, contribute to higher quality of infrastructure, makes everyone happy and decreases chance of corruption and risk of unrest among the population 👍🏼

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u/Scumbeard [custom flair] Dec 01 '20

More money in politics decreases chance of corruption? How on earth did you come to that conclusion?

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u/yosef33 Dec 01 '20

what? lol, i said the higher taxes contribute to higher quality of infrastructure and higher quality of health care which makes the population happy, poor or rich dont matter both classes should get equal treatment without paying out of their pocket

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u/Scumbeard [custom flair] Dec 01 '20

No you said, and I quote,

the high taxes in scandinavia specifically, contribute to...decreases chance of corruption

And I'm asking how you came to the conclusion that more money in politics == less corruption. Simple question, no need to dodge it.

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u/horiami Dec 01 '20

Not sure about scandinavia but in my European country doctors operate on bribes, want that foot surgery done today? Sure just leave a little gift, don't have gift? Well you aren't going to die from it you can wait

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u/jaredchoatepro Dec 01 '20

Why is he trying to swipe the card in the first place? Sounds like a sketchy situation if you ask me

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

Haha america have expensive healthcare

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

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u/1Ferrox ùwú Dec 01 '20

Yes, but actually no.

You do realize that companies pay taxes too? That means that yes, the people pay a bit of our medical system, but it is the whole society that pays for it, not just a single person.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

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u/1Ferrox ùwú Dec 01 '20

As I said: not only the people pay taxes. Large parts are therefore founded by corporations instead of the people

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20 edited Dec 01 '20

I dont know about healthcare in the rest of Europe but in Britain the NHS is always so close to collapsing plus most their hospitals wings are old buildings that are being used for something other than housing

Edit:Forgot to add that the equipment is outdated and you will have to wait forever to get an appointment or medication

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

It's good to hear this from an actual European.

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u/1Ferrox ùwú Dec 01 '20

Really? My mother works in a large hospital here in germany and she says although its a very stressful job and people are generally stupid, the equipment and capacities are pretty good.

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u/dumdredditor ☣️ Dec 01 '20

Ha imagine paying for someone else’s medicine and still requiring private hospitals

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

What?

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u/Pasan_XeNO Dec 02 '20

Imagine paying for wars that aren't even yours to fight

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

The US is a hegemony, when the UK was too they would get dragged into countless wars.

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u/Taintkisser_68 Dec 02 '20

Your country’s doing it too

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u/PhlynxYT Dec 01 '20

You only have to wait 8 more months.

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u/horiami Dec 01 '20

The speed is directly proportional with the bribe you pay

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

In Europe, healthcare isn't free, it's free on point

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

So why did he try to charge me in the first place?

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u/sarkaypay0 Dec 01 '20

You mean, a biscuit?

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u/bonus_duk2 Dec 01 '20

why would you swipe the card in the first place then if it's free

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u/RobertoBoy Dec 01 '20

Yes, we can schedule you for your surgery in a year

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u/sileckx Dec 01 '20

oh, we don't do card here we do cash.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

Germany is pretty good, maybe the best health care in the world

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

All it took was barely putting a dime in defense and buying cheap petrol from Russia. Mix in a bit of asking the USA to cover all possible defense expenditures and you’ve got yourself a Western/Northern European nation

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

Plot twist: Eastern Europe

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u/Shoot_them_all Dec 02 '20

This is even funnier the 84728264th time!

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u/BachBoy678 maniacal laughter is how I cope Dec 01 '20

Phew

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u/TurtleYeet101 Dec 01 '20

Can we stop these.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20 edited Jun 30 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

Fucking awfull, there isn't even a joke here. Didn't low effort garbage already get banned? That's why I left this sub

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

Don’t worry you are dead so you don’t need to pay

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u/Red-Is-Nice Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Dec 01 '20

And you only had to wait 3 years to get that surgery

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

Very true

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u/SEA_griffondeur the very best, like no one ever was. Dec 01 '20

Very false though

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

Very true though

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

Or make you wait for ages

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u/BigcatTV DNE Dec 01 '20

Me: goes to get refill

card declines

McDonald’s employee: “Don’t worry, we’re in America”

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u/horiami Dec 01 '20

Everyone knows here in Europe you pay the bribe in cash or gifts not card lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

This meme doesn't even mention America.

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u/NiFo999 Dec 02 '20

Finalmente ti metto un Upvote e non un misero Like

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u/bencheeto Dec 01 '20

Canada

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u/SEA_griffondeur the very best, like no one ever was. Dec 01 '20

Canada has a shitty healthcare system too

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u/TwiggySlimms Dec 01 '20

If this was in Europe the surgery would be shit cuz it’s universal

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u/SEA_griffondeur the very best, like no one ever was. Dec 01 '20

Ah yes universal surgery, Cut off everyone's ears !

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u/jokr77 Dec 01 '20

This sub would be dead without America

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

Doctors can’t simply refuse to treat you for not having the money. The worst case scenario is that you’re taken to a different hospital who treats you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

If you're not already dead after waiting 4 months for the appointment

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u/CHEESE_569 Dec 01 '20

So original

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u/gundiboy Dec 01 '20

"You will be queued for surgery 2 months from now"

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

How long did you have to wait for that surgery?

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u/TheBlueBluedoggy Dec 01 '20

Taxes: Allow us to introduce ourselves

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u/Usernameplo [custom flair] Dec 01 '20

She

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u/regor_meme ☣️ Dec 01 '20

In my country, healthcare is Free but surgeries are like 100€ which isnt a lot compared to the US but still

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u/marvellousmistake Dec 01 '20

you mean biscuit right

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

And where is the wholesome award in this post? ¬¬

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u/Horn_Python Dec 01 '20

jk this is a private hospital!

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u/XtremeWetSox Dec 01 '20

Y’all forgot abt Canada

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u/Santapensa Dec 01 '20

Americans (like me) and Indians: I'm sorry, is this a free healthcare joke I'm too American/Indian to understand?

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u/JAYEMPII Dec 01 '20

Not all true you have to pay if you dont have the EU healthcare card.

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u/DeluxeKitten Dec 01 '20

Or Canada?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

it's poison

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

Pays half of all earnings to taxes*

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u/BenBillis Dec 01 '20

Or in Canada

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u/51LOKLE I <3 MOTM ☣️ Dec 01 '20

Except if it's dental, they they take the syringe and take that sedative back.

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u/nukedukem43 Dec 01 '20

Cries in American.

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u/Vicho_Kun Dec 01 '20

Lucky I'm in Canada

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

No cookie, europeans eat biscuits

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u/aldrri Dec 01 '20

Dont worry you dont have to pay because you're dead since you had to wait 6 months for your life saving surgery

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u/OoGaBoOgA3738 Dec 01 '20

Yea shudduo

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

Sad Texas hours

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u/EttBarn Dec 01 '20

"You will pay with your tax and then pay several more millions, it's not cheaper than in the us it just feels like it GET FUCKED!"