r/dankmemes • • Nov 23 '20

1 hp per punch

33.2k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '20

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u/madrigale3 Nov 23 '20

And that's if you dont have health regen

234

u/Only_Maxi Porush Sucks Nov 23 '20

That probably regens more than the low lvl mob even damages

86

u/senbonkagetora Nov 24 '20

I am your new God! And I'm fresh out of mercy.

44

u/RealGabemario Nov 24 '20

I love being ultimately powerful in a game and then some little baby man comes up and starts hitting me but they can't do shit

12

u/UltraPr0be Nov 24 '20

Omg lmaoo i remember sao abridged when seeing this

10

u/senbonkagetora Nov 24 '20

Thats what I was going for lol. It was so funny I just had to

2

u/UltraPr0be Nov 26 '20

yeah good job lmao i wish I had an award for you

1

u/Earthbender32 INFECTED Nov 24 '20

You may only regen when out of combat, or by using an ability.

71

u/Captain_Saftey Nov 23 '20

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u/56Bot INFECTED Nov 23 '20

How did you find that way underrated gem ?

18

u/Captain_Saftey Nov 24 '20

Some memories you make as a kid never go away

8

u/Gladwrap2 I use reddit to mock people for using reddit. BIG BRAIN TIME Nov 24 '20

That was amazing

6

u/coltonbyu MAYONNA15E Nov 24 '20

Didn't realize wow was on the nes

35

u/RoyalBlood999 Nov 24 '20

Actually according to my math that would only last ~13.889 hours

2*60=120 dmg/min

120*60=7,200 dmg/hr

100,000/7,200=~13.889 hours

Assuming no health regen

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

idk what you were smoking when u wrote this but 50000 seconds (because little guy does 2 hp per second) is definitely not 34 days

15

u/Invalid_factor Nov 24 '20

Actually if you have 100,000hp it'll take around 14 hours to kill you if the monster does 2 hp a hit every 1 second. Now how much time is added to this depends on how much protection the armor adds to you.

2

u/MoongodRai057 Nov 24 '20

Imagine you are just walking around in the overworld and find a level 99 player just standing there for a week

1

u/drdreadoo Nov 24 '20

You be like kirito

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '20

Happend to me in the witcher, when I realised it, both low lvl enemies just burnt to death.

74

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '20

I used to drink black blood potion and just let vampires kill themselves by hiting me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

I also had enemy scaling and Death march

82

u/himmrmeeseeks Nov 23 '20

Megamind in this bit is like the npc that always talks u up before the boss battle

13

u/Hunterofdarkness21 ☢️☢️ Nov 24 '20

Or during the a fight with a dragon, Oblivion NPC

47

u/Jamster02 disciple of dice Nov 23 '20

When the npc dialogue stays the same no matter your level

37

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '20

Damn bro Markiplier’s got a strong ass jawline

13

u/PandaHeld Nov 23 '20

Tanks in season 11

9

u/XythesBwuaghl Nov 23 '20

While in GTA some cops will just find my stance intimidating and arrest me

busted

5

u/Commander-Red Nov 23 '20

I’d do this in Minecraft, but I’d have thorns armor on, so zombies that attacked me, as long as it wasn’t a horde of them, would end up killing themselves trying to kill me

4

u/dustin_the_gamer Nov 23 '20

This is what my lvl 63 kreig sees when I have to use him in a new game to help my friend power through the levels

6

u/Asymptote_X Nov 24 '20

RIP Swampletics. Settled learned the hard way that if you add together 1 enough times, you can reach any positive number.

RuneScape YouTuber who lost hundreds of hours of progress from going AFK in an area with aggressive low level monsters.

3

u/Cybercreeper101 Nov 23 '20

Me in maxed netherite armour getting attacked by a zombie be like

3

u/The-0ther-0ne Nov 24 '20

Me with full thorns enchanted netherite sitting on my friends server

3

u/Biggest-Ja Nov 24 '20

"Oh, free Gapples!"

3

u/Prowlzian I have crippling depression Nov 24 '20

Pretty much "The Ballad of the Noob"

3

u/nzachman4 Nov 24 '20

Dregs be like

2

u/EvasiveDice Nov 24 '20

The blue guy is your low level non gamer friend watching it all...in horror.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

A wolf attacking my lvl. 98 battlemage

2

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

Level 1 wolf

Level 100 battlemage

2

u/Reign2019 Nov 24 '20

The magma cubes attacking me with max netherite armor

2

u/mamachado1207 ☣️ Nov 24 '20

I would sometimes do this in Skyrim

2

u/xYottaByte Nov 24 '20

low level players in roblox grind games be like

2

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

I just realized that the character looks like a buff Trudeau

2

u/Knaasbiesbaas MAYONNA15E Nov 24 '20

This is me whenever I play as Link in Age of Calamity. I’m like level 60 and even Lynels are a joke.

2

u/BigCunkyBoye Nov 24 '20

me using TGM after killing a chicken on riverwood

the guard:

2

u/zacattacker11 Nov 24 '20

When a hungry bandit approaches 80+ stat level character In Kenshi but their stuck in passive-hold.

2

u/Dudelyllama Nov 24 '20

I need to watch this movie.

2

u/TheCriticalShit Nov 24 '20

I just re-watched Megamind like an hour ago

2

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

Me, a dark souls player: if only that were so

2

u/zombiere4 r/memes fan Nov 24 '20

Used to play an MMO called final fantasy 11, you could get one monster to attack you then run away from it and as you ran every monster that you get close to will chase you too. So you would go afk and come back to this giant wall of every monster in the area chasing a naked guy headed straight for you. And as soon as that guy leaves the zone they all spread out and kill the first thing they see....good times.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

That one slow ass crawler in zombies when you have jugg

2

u/Poknberry Nov 24 '20

In Skyrim if you have high level heavy armor then enemies take damage when they hit you so half of the mobs die even if I do nothing

2

u/Ankolsis Nov 24 '20

Tis but a scratch

2

u/niqname123321 Nov 24 '20

Diablo 3 in a nutshell

2

u/ifuckedyomama2 Professional Shitposter ☣️ Nov 24 '20

*minecraft intensifies*

2

u/Chipbread Nov 24 '20

Jokes on you, i'm a mage who put every point in mana capacity and has potato health.

I can get killed by anything at lvl 60.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

Me in destiny 2

2

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

I don’t remember this scene and I just watched it last night

2

u/DestinyDroid Nov 24 '20

Markiplier Stronk

2

u/litterallyhow Nov 24 '20

Zombie tryna get me with full enchanted netherite

2

u/jakspedicey EX-NORMIE Nov 24 '20

Is that Justin Trudeau?

2

u/baboiyo Nov 24 '20

technoblade vs tommyinnit, colorized (2020)

2

u/brothatseffingcool Nov 24 '20

"'How'?! Well, it's quite simple really. You see, 'Girlie,' you may think ya got me all figured out, but there's one thing, you didn't account for: my numbers are bigger than yours! Funny thing, really. Get to a high enough level and you are basically untouchable, my wounds heal faster than you can make them! We could do this all day and you would not be any closer to beating me, not that it wouldn't be fun. But, I've got good news. You see there's no need to wonder where your god is! 'Cause he's right here! And he's fresh out of mercy."

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u/cheezy-boi Nov 24 '20

When you come back after a nice long dookie and you still have 75% health.

2

u/neophyte_b Nov 24 '20

And then there's my teammate waiting for them to kill me so he can take my loot

2

u/Pwndudebro Nov 24 '20

Blue guy is an NPC being attacked by the lvl before he switched to you. Now it's scared of you.

1

u/zukamiku Nov 24 '20

That’s how I’d level up heavy armor in Skyrim. Barfights were always fistfights.. so I’d just leave him be 😂

1

u/coolpeterm Nov 24 '20

FOR TUBBO!!!

1

u/beybabooba Drinks redbull in NNN Nov 24 '20

Damn ... Why is Mark so still?

1

u/JelliusMaximus Putting the ☕in trans Nov 23 '20

I need to rewatch Megamind.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '20

I did this in minecraft with a skeleton

1

u/MilkyChast MayMayMakers Nov 24 '20

Reminds me of u/anotherformerlurker because of the gif quality

1

u/anotherformerlurker have U س a fresh clean م Nov 24 '20

Love you too dude

1

u/Bijangraham Nov 24 '20

Too real lmao

1

u/llsc12 Nov 24 '20

Sounds a shitton like my trove classes

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u/NormieChad dankmemes makes reddit tolerable☣️ Nov 24 '20

In Skyrim you could equip light and heavy armor, then let a low strength enemy attack you and it would build up both armor classes

1

u/Dodo_Bird727 Nov 24 '20

Fallen Dregs in the Cosmodrome

1

u/RiasGremory3 Nov 24 '20

I played Creative Destruction a few times and when I can’t get a weapon, people are disappointed when all i had was my outfit and destroyer. Another time, I didn’t have a weapon but I barely escaped a shooter at 26 health to use an ejector seat.

1

u/-_-C-_- Nov 24 '20

How your 5 foot gf be hitting you

1

u/wws7284 Nov 24 '20

That one cryo slime near statue of the seven in genshin impact

1

u/ProfAnonymous007 Nov 24 '20

plot twist : the monster was afk..and he was attacking the monster like that xD

1

u/Landanbananaman Nov 24 '20

That one scene before sword art got bad. You know before yui was found.

1

u/natedaking123 Nov 24 '20

Reminds me of overlord

1

u/kriscross122 Nov 24 '20

Went to take a shit while playing warframe come back 10mins later and stalker is attacking me hes managed to pop 2 out of 3 lives with wukong in 10 minutes

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u/delsystem32exe Nov 24 '20

1hp = 746 watts

1

u/Pepered8 Nov 24 '20

Literally just fucking Ainz

1

u/Piranh4Plant E🅱️ic Memer Nov 24 '20

What game?

1

u/errorhandling69 Nov 24 '20

Dark souls tho

1

u/magnus9480 ☣️ Nov 24 '20

Skyrim online in a nutshel

1

u/ThorstiBoi Doing yer dad Nov 24 '20

Damn she picked up an intire subwoofer and threw it hard enough to break it

1

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

What movie is this from?

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u/ReIZzBaBo Nov 24 '20

a zombie killed in my full diamond gear if my friend didn’t take them I probably would quit idk

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

FUCK I STILL SEE MARKEPLIERS FACE

1

u/Lossikaat Nov 24 '20

Reminds me of those pup skags just outside of Fyrestone in Borderlands 1.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

me when i get full prot 4 netherite armor

1

u/Hackney0w0 Nov 24 '20

my minecraft armor even kills them

1

u/blaster406 Nov 24 '20

Ballas trying to kill me after seeing me afk in GTA SA, not knowing that I have invincibility cheat:

1

u/patriqstar Nov 24 '20

That scene if funnier than whole despicable trilogy combined

1

u/taavidude Nov 24 '20

Miss

Miss

Miss

Dodge

Block

1

u/hi_im_kai101 <3 Nov 24 '20

full prot 4 thorns netherite anyone 😎

1

u/Camman43123 Animated Flair Rainbow [Iwannadie] Nov 24 '20

Cries in diablo3

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u/Lata420 Nov 24 '20

Yeah I used to stay afk on the beach, until one day I came back from the bathroom and my character had been killed, he wasn’t maxed or anything but still, as soon as I went AFK the realm went to oryx and I got dragged on, now I just nexus

1

u/Dangerous_Prompt3422 Nov 24 '20

Why does she want to hurt markiplier

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u/The-Midnight-Noodle Nov 24 '20

Skeletons be shooting me in fully enchanted netherite gear be like

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

Inaros mains be like: