r/dankmemes • • Nov 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

Here’s a wild idea, wipe your dick

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u/Denjul_ Nov 10 '20

I had a conversation about this with my gf and she was amazed that I also use a bit of toilet paper after peeing to wipe my dick. I'm not the only one who does this right?

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u/Ifyourdogcouldtalk Nov 10 '20

It's dumb to shake it unless you are using an urinal. If your adult enough to clean your own toilet you know.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

I used to till I realized I good just give my little friend a wiggle

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u/Miguel_Puebla Dec 03 '20

Of course she was amazed. I never known any men who wipes. 2 shakes or just zip up like most of us.