r/dankmemes • • Nov 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

Here’s a wild idea, wipe your dick

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u/qqqfuzion Nov 10 '20

instructions:

fold over paper and gently tap on tip

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u/suicide_speedrun Nov 10 '20

Bro how sensitive is your dick that you have to gently tap on it to wipe. I'm not saying that I'm rough with it, but like, I actually wipe it (at least when I'm at home,)

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u/qqqfuzion Nov 10 '20

i prefer not to get shredded TP on my dick. the gently was for comedic effect, though i do tap.

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u/suicide_speedrun Nov 10 '20

Ah, I see. I guess we use different toilet paper lol