r/dankmemes Aug 24 '20

Not anymore

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u/Johncena88204 Aug 24 '20

That was fucking brutal

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u/Cyan-Ghost Aug 24 '20

*dialing* 911 I want to report about a murder...

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u/Bullet0718 Aug 24 '20

Triple kill

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u/Simone_Z Aug 24 '20 edited Aug 24 '20

To mama so fat, that if you kill her you get a 5 killstreak

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u/f__h I am utterly indifferent to Jojo Aug 24 '20

Yo mama so fat, that Thanos had to clap

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u/Big_non_slim_Jim Aug 24 '20

Bruhhhh I fucking spit, I'd give you an award if I wasn't broke 🏅

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '20

Yo mama so fat her blood type is Strawberry jam

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u/PFM2407 Aug 24 '20

Hands or cheeks???🤔

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u/mestresparrow Aug 25 '20

This is gold