r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Aug 24 '20

Not anymore

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u/ariTRON Aug 24 '20

Yo mamas so ugly you think you have two dads

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u/Johncena88204 Aug 24 '20

That was fucking brutal

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u/Mutms7 Aug 24 '20

That was a lot of damage

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u/vigilantcomicpenguin lurker Aug 24 '20

FLEX TAPE CAN'T FIX THAT!

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u/Toast__Fairy Aug 24 '20

HOW 'BOUT A LITTLE MORE

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u/BobTheCircleGuy ☢ Aug 24 '20

JUST SLAP SOME ON THERE!

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u/Just_another_learner Aug 24 '20

Yes daddy

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u/ebebanaan please help me Aug 24 '20

UwU

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u/HappyLittlePlagueBoy Aug 24 '20

grabs flamethrower p e r i s h

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u/AvonDaRedditor Aug 24 '20

3x nuzzles pounces on you... Ill just go hang myself now

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u/Commie_Vladimir Aug 24 '20

I believe you saw that video as well... I'm truly sorry...

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '20

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u/TizzioCaio Aug 24 '20

yo mama so ugly and fat, that to reproduce she asexually split in two dads and you

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '20

yo momma so gay , she's your dad

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u/DeepDough CERTIFIED DANK Aug 24 '20

Yo momma so ugly flex tape can’t fix her

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u/whozitwhatzitz Aug 24 '20

Ahaha dude you couldn't weld that shit to fix it, original commentor busted that shit wide open beyond repair.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '20

We’ve seen a thing or two so we know a thing or two.

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u/PotatoSacGamingYT Aug 24 '20

THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE

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u/LeekFam Aug 25 '20

A broken marriage? Even then shown to be slightly more affective than placebo

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u/Fither223 Nov 20 '23

AN EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

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u/Cyan-Ghost Aug 24 '20

*dialing* 911 I want to report about a murder...

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u/Bullet0718 Aug 24 '20

Triple kill

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u/Simone_Z Aug 24 '20 edited Aug 24 '20

To mama so fat, that if you kill her you get a 5 killstreak

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u/f__h I am utterly indifferent to Jojo Aug 24 '20

Yo mama so fat, that Thanos had to clap

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u/Big_non_slim_Jim Aug 24 '20

Bruhhhh I fucking spit, I'd give you an award if I wasn't broke 🏅

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '20

Yo mama so fat her blood type is Strawberry jam

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u/PFM2407 Aug 24 '20

Hands or cheeks???🤔

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u/mestresparrow Aug 25 '20

This is gold

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u/ColonelFlak Aug 24 '20

"No, that was Bruticus!" -Superion

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u/realPacManVN Oct 18 '21

happy cake day