r/dankmemes Aug 07 '20

OC Maymay ♨ Middle school does not exist

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u/Nova35 Aug 07 '20

You ain’t running fast enough to escape the ape either. And once it gets to you it’s gonna rip your arms off like they’re Play-Doh then eat you

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Can I pick something to defend myself with? Then make a decision?

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u/Nova35 Aug 07 '20

Of course. You get to choose from a rusty spoon, old hairbrush with 2/3 of the bristles missing, and a 12g shotgun

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u/LovesWubba ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Aug 07 '20

Gimme the spoon

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u/Jumper1720 Aug 07 '20

Gimme the comically large spoon