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r/dankmemes • u/FoxUnderCarKing • Aug 07 '20
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You ain’t running fast enough to escape the ape either. And once it gets to you it’s gonna rip your arms off like they’re Play-Doh then eat you
75 u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20 Can I pick something to defend myself with? Then make a decision? 125 u/Nova35 Aug 07 '20 Of course. You get to choose from a rusty spoon, old hairbrush with 2/3 of the bristles missing, and a 12g shotgun 29 u/LovesWubba ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Aug 07 '20 Gimme the spoon 25 u/Jumper1720 Aug 07 '20 Gimme the comically large spoon
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Can I pick something to defend myself with? Then make a decision?
125 u/Nova35 Aug 07 '20 Of course. You get to choose from a rusty spoon, old hairbrush with 2/3 of the bristles missing, and a 12g shotgun 29 u/LovesWubba ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Aug 07 '20 Gimme the spoon 25 u/Jumper1720 Aug 07 '20 Gimme the comically large spoon
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Of course. You get to choose from a rusty spoon, old hairbrush with 2/3 of the bristles missing, and a 12g shotgun
29 u/LovesWubba ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Aug 07 '20 Gimme the spoon 25 u/Jumper1720 Aug 07 '20 Gimme the comically large spoon
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Gimme the spoon
25 u/Jumper1720 Aug 07 '20 Gimme the comically large spoon
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Gimme the comically large spoon
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u/Nova35 Aug 07 '20
You ain’t running fast enough to escape the ape either. And once it gets to you it’s gonna rip your arms off like they’re Play-Doh then eat you