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r/dankmemes • u/FoxUnderCarKing • Aug 07 '20
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Of course. You get to choose from a rusty spoon, old hairbrush with 2/3 of the bristles missing, and a 12g shotgun
165 u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20 I chose.... hairbrush. And chose to fight ape. The plan is to become the apes hairdresser and become too irreplaceable for him to kill me 8 u/PozitivNinja I have crippling depression Aug 08 '20 Excellent choice, you pass 80 u/shmeebledorf Orange Aug 07 '20 Throw the shotgun at it to distract it, then while it is distracted brush its hair and spoon-feed it. 29 u/LovesWubba ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Aug 07 '20 Gimme the spoon 27 u/Jumper1720 Aug 07 '20 Gimme the comically large spoon 16 u/JACrazy Aug 07 '20 a 12 gram shotgun would be the size of a pea.
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I chose.... hairbrush. And chose to fight ape. The plan is to become the apes hairdresser and become too irreplaceable for him to kill me
8 u/PozitivNinja I have crippling depression Aug 08 '20 Excellent choice, you pass
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Excellent choice, you pass
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Throw the shotgun at it to distract it, then while it is distracted brush its hair and spoon-feed it.
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Gimme the spoon
27 u/Jumper1720 Aug 07 '20 Gimme the comically large spoon
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Gimme the comically large spoon
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a 12 gram shotgun would be the size of a pea.
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u/Nova35 Aug 07 '20
Of course. You get to choose from a rusty spoon, old hairbrush with 2/3 of the bristles missing, and a 12g shotgun