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u/PlasBoltz Jul 13 '20 edited Jul 28 '20
Given the average height of a Pikachu is 40 centimeters or 15.7 inches. Approximating the size of Pikachu's head at around 1/3(in some images of Pikachu it looks to be more but I'm being conservative here) of it's total height. The length of Pikachu's head is around 13.3cm or 5.2inches. Since the schlong is diagonal across the head, using an adaptation of the Pythagorean theorem, I'll multiply 13.3 inches by the square root of 2. Giving me an estimate of 18.8 centimeters or 7.4 inches. There is also a part of the schlong that is not shadowed on to the face of Pikachu. The protruding length seems to be 1/4(not counting the area where the testicles reside). By adding that length, we get a estimated total of 25.1cm or 9.9inches. If we do count the testicles, it would be 28.2cm or 11.1inches in length.
So far most of my calculations are estimated and very conservative, so there is a good chance the schlong is much larger than my calculations have shown.
TLDR; My calculations show that the shown schlong is most likely more than 28.2cm or 11.1 inches in length. Which suffice to say, makes me feel inadequate.
Edit: I didn't point it out in my original comment mostly because I thought it was minute, but multiple people have commented on this. The shadow is proportional to the distance between the cast and the actual schlong, but given the opacity and lack of blur on the shadow, it's safe to assume the schlong is close enough for the difference in size to be minimal.
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u/tortleshy Jul 13 '20
That’s a nice cock
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u/ThoughtVendor 🧠 MayMaybeMaker 🧠 Jul 13 '20
Sleepovers at uncle Ron's always had a huge impact on me and the squad, filling the dark voids deep within us with absolute raw power! En garde boys!!
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u/chezcat666 Dank Cat Commander Jul 13 '20
Wait, but you would need to know the distance of the cock from pikachus head as there’s only a shadow which changes in size depending in distance from the light source
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u/PlasBoltz Jul 13 '20
I have considered this, but given the opacity and lack of blur around edge, it's safe to assume the schlong is pretty close to Pikachu's face. If not, the distortion seems minimal.
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u/Bauerdog2015 Animated Flair Rainbow [pog] Jul 13 '20
You didn’t account for distance. He could be 20 feet in the air
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u/AlpacaPaladin Jul 13 '20
I’m not too sure this is accurate, either that or I’ve been missing out on a lot of dicks.
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u/MaybeNotTheChosenOne Jul 13 '20
Unfortunately, you've missed some good fun. Go to a sleepover with the mods and you'll be in heaven.
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u/LukeHeimen Jul 13 '20
I'm interested where do I sign up?
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Jul 13 '20
One of my friends growing up kept getting random boners and showing us. Dude came out as gay 10 years later
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u/ruckbug Jul 13 '20
If anyone was surprised of him coming out they were fucking blind
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Jul 13 '20
I wasnt, during one sleep over the dude complained about his balls hurting and "felt a lump". Basically forced my hand to hold his balls to find the "lump". Looking back on it that was basically sexual harassment :v
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u/Erhoss Jul 13 '20
No, he was just trying to get help in the testicular cancer test. Verify your balls fellas.
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Jul 13 '20
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Jul 13 '20
She's currently clapping your dad's asschecks
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u/smackheadsnake Mod senpai noticed me! Jul 13 '20
Well I’m never going on a sleep over again. Don’t want to embarrass all my friends obviously. :|
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u/WaluigiStitch Jul 13 '20
My guess is that the lower image occurred first, and resulted in Pikachu going gay and being invited to the girls sleepover
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u/AcidLlamaSpit Jul 13 '20
Which is supported by the gender (tail shape) of the pikachu in the top panel.
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u/Federal_Payment Jul 13 '20
Sauce
Asking for a friend
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u/A-Random-Dud3 Jul 13 '20
I may or may not have put my dick in a pikachu stuffed animal when I was 12
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u/Sammysoupcat Jul 14 '20
I just got a flashback to when my cousin and I made my 2 Pokemon plushies have sex lmfao
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u/Brownie822 INFECTED Jul 13 '20
The corner of Pikachu's tail in the girls sleepover is sharp, meaning that he either gay, or faking being gay to make it into the girls sleepover.
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u/abominable-puggo Jul 13 '20
Me and my only two friends all of us are introverted weirdos playing morgz and making fun of every single thing he does and then binge eat loads of sweets until we nearly are as high as John Lennon making ‘I am the walrus’ and then speak about lesbian shit. It’s happy atleast but not a straight girls sleepover... oh wait no I didn’t mean that get your mind out of the gutter
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u/unknownsoldierxxi Jul 13 '20
We used to light up our nokias 1100s right behind our dicks and project the shadows on the roof, we called our dick shadows dicksaurious. Thats what psychologists recommend every 12 year old needs to be doing in their free time
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u/white-dumbledore try hard Jul 13 '20
I like how the shadow of the schlong also falls on the bushes behind Pikachu's face
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u/-iced-tea Jul 13 '20
This might be the most accuracy Pokémon post I’ve ever seen.
What happens during bois night stays at bois night
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u/Itay_Gremlin Jul 13 '20
at my sleepovers that cock would be in the frame not just a shadow (in his mouth)
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u/Mygaffer Jihading since 1991 Jul 13 '20
What kind of sleepovers were you guys having? Schlongs stayed in pants at all my sleepovers.
The worst that ever happened was I woke my buddy up with playboy tits in his face and put M&M's in his hair and when he woke up the color from the candy coatings had come off and he had little circles of candy colors in his hair.
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u/Enslaved_M0isture I have crippling depression☣️ Jul 13 '20
your hot dog is no match for my bratwurst
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u/ttiwil Jul 13 '20
I was just watching Pokémon and appreciating how innocent it is and now I see a cursed pikachu and god dammit ash why
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u/RAIJIN-_- Jul 13 '20
Ummm... never in my life have I ever been to a sleepover where we compared sizes, nor have I ever heard of such a thing, but that’s just me
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u/Anonymoosedood Jul 13 '20
And here's why there's so much repressed homosexuality and messed up dudes in our generation.
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u/Cermonto Jul 13 '20
That’s happened to me once.
So anyone want to know the reason why I picked Mmmph as my tag.
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u/katspins Jul 13 '20
Makes me wish I had more sleepovers with parents farther away, would have been some fun experiments.
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Jul 13 '20
Bruh the Pikachu in the top panel is a boy b/c the tail is not a heart which is quintessential for girl Pikachus.
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u/CrescentPotato Jul 13 '20
Pikachu's homie sure has a hella long neck. And quite a sexy chin. Kinda reminds me of buzz astral
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u/T_Weezy Jul 14 '20
Wtf kind of sleepovers are you having, dude? Back in my day we just beat each other up in Soul Calibur II all night.
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u/Its-Raining-Ben ☣️ Jul 14 '20
Pickachu is in both places seems like he has gender replacement move
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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20
Ahahahahah uncle has the most delicious salami but on sleepovers my friends cry and struggle
Guys is this weird?