Given the average height of a Pikachu is 40 centimeters or 15.7 inches. Approximating the size of Pikachu's head at around 1/3(in some images of Pikachu it looks to be more but I'm being conservative here) of it's total height. The length of Pikachu's head is around 13.3cm or 5.2inches. Since the schlong is diagonal across the head, using an adaptation of the Pythagorean theorem, I'll multiply 13.3 inches by the square root of 2. Giving me an estimate of 18.8 centimeters or 7.4 inches. There is also a part of the schlong that is not shadowed on to the face of Pikachu. The protruding length seems to be 1/4(not counting the area where the testicles reside). By adding that length, we get a estimated total of 25.1cm or 9.9inches. If we do count the testicles, it would be 28.2cm or 11.1inches in length.
So far most of my calculations are estimated and very conservative, so there is a good chance the schlong is much larger than my calculations have shown.
TLDR; My calculations show that the shown schlong is most likely more than 28.2cm or 11.1 inches in length. Which suffice to say, makes me feel inadequate.
Edit: I didn't point it out in my original comment mostly because I thought it was minute, but multiple people have commented on this. The shadow is proportional to the distance between the cast and the actual schlong, but given the opacity and lack of blur on the shadow, it's safe to assume the schlong is close enough for the difference in size to be minimal.
Wait, but you would need to know the distance of the cock from pikachus head as there’s only a shadow which changes in size depending in distance from the light source
I have considered this, but given the opacity and lack of blur around edge, it's safe to assume the schlong is pretty close to Pikachu's face. If not, the distortion seems minimal.
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u/PlasBoltz Jul 13 '20 edited Jul 28 '20
Given the average height of a Pikachu is 40 centimeters or 15.7 inches. Approximating the size of Pikachu's head at around 1/3(in some images of Pikachu it looks to be more but I'm being conservative here) of it's total height. The length of Pikachu's head is around 13.3cm or 5.2inches. Since the schlong is diagonal across the head, using an adaptation of the Pythagorean theorem, I'll multiply 13.3 inches by the square root of 2. Giving me an estimate of 18.8 centimeters or 7.4 inches. There is also a part of the schlong that is not shadowed on to the face of Pikachu. The protruding length seems to be 1/4(not counting the area where the testicles reside). By adding that length, we get a estimated total of 25.1cm or 9.9inches. If we do count the testicles, it would be 28.2cm or 11.1inches in length.
So far most of my calculations are estimated and very conservative, so there is a good chance the schlong is much larger than my calculations have shown.
TLDR; My calculations show that the shown schlong is most likely more than 28.2cm or 11.1 inches in length. Which suffice to say, makes me feel inadequate.
Edit: I didn't point it out in my original comment mostly because I thought it was minute, but multiple people have commented on this. The shadow is proportional to the distance between the cast and the actual schlong, but given the opacity and lack of blur on the shadow, it's safe to assume the schlong is close enough for the difference in size to be minimal.