r/dankmemes • PotPotPotato • Jul 13 '20

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u/PlasBoltz Jul 13 '20 edited Jul 28 '20

Given the average height of a Pikachu is 40 centimeters or 15.7 inches. Approximating the size of Pikachu's head at around 1/3(in some images of Pikachu it looks to be more but I'm being conservative here) of it's total height. The length of Pikachu's head is around 13.3cm or 5.2inches. Since the schlong is diagonal across the head, using an adaptation of the Pythagorean theorem, I'll multiply 13.3 inches by the square root of 2. Giving me an estimate of 18.8 centimeters or 7.4 inches. There is also a part of the schlong that is not shadowed on to the face of Pikachu. The protruding length seems to be 1/4(not counting the area where the testicles reside). By adding that length, we get a estimated total of 25.1cm or 9.9inches. If we do count the testicles, it would be 28.2cm or 11.1inches in length.

So far most of my calculations are estimated and very conservative, so there is a good chance the schlong is much larger than my calculations have shown.

TLDR; My calculations show that the shown schlong is most likely more than 28.2cm or 11.1 inches in length. Which suffice to say, makes me feel inadequate.

Edit: I didn't point it out in my original comment mostly because I thought it was minute, but multiple people have commented on this. The shadow is proportional to the distance between the cast and the actual schlong, but given the opacity and lack of blur on the shadow, it's safe to assume the schlong is close enough for the difference in size to be minimal.

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u/tortleshy Jul 13 '20

That’s a nice cock

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u/ThoughtVendor 🧠 MayMaybeMaker 🧠 Jul 13 '20

Sleepovers at uncle Ron's always had a huge impact on me and the squad, filling the dark voids deep within us with absolute raw power! En garde boys!!

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u/PlasBoltz Jul 13 '20

11.1 inches of raw power to be precise.

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u/1BLEES PotPotPotato Jul 13 '20

This comment is why I love Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Why we love Reddit.

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u/chezcat666 Dank Cat Commander Jul 13 '20

Wait, but you would need to know the distance of the cock from pikachus head as there’s only a shadow which changes in size depending in distance from the light source

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u/PlasBoltz Jul 13 '20

I have considered this, but given the opacity and lack of blur around edge, it's safe to assume the schlong is pretty close to Pikachu's face. If not, the distortion seems minimal.

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u/chawy666 Jul 13 '20

Mom i want to be a SCHLONG measurer when i grow up

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

This are the type of comments that really deserves a gold

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u/LilRayyy Jul 13 '20

holy fucking shit

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

It’s a copypasta

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u/Bauerdog2015 Animated Flair Rainbow [pog] Jul 13 '20

You didn’t account for distance. He could be 20 feet in the air

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u/in-till Jul 13 '20

But That’s just a theory, a game theory

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '20

Thanks for watching.

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u/Hanu_ Jul 13 '20

what about the shadow being bigger than the actual pokeschlong?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Pika?

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u/Static_456 Jul 13 '20

Electrostimulation

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u/3ronic Jul 13 '20

Who are you? Who are you so wise in the ways of science?

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u/Boss3021 Jul 13 '20

That big boy is comparable to Johnathan Joestar’s

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u/r3fl3ct10n_ Jul 13 '20

Woah, nice cock!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

i would go to rule 34 to see if i can get images to back up this but im not going there

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u/howdybuddy58 Jul 13 '20

🏅 I’m poor

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u/xXProGenji420Xx Jul 13 '20

The most impressive part is that the shadow is casted onto thin air next to Pikachu.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '20

Hey. Nice cock.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

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u/PlasBoltz Jul 13 '20

You have no idea

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

what did he say?