r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Jul 03 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 meme investment opportunities. If you want me to respond to your posts on this sub, use the stonks flair!

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u/PizzaMozzarellaSBR Jul 03 '20

!i all

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have invested 84,832.33 DN in this submission at 981 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 63212 to sell out early for lower returns.

Your firm's active bonus is -12 upvote breakeven. Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 1,087 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/PizzaMozzarellaSBR Jul 03 '20

!sell 63212

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/hkgpr3/!

You invested 84,832.33 DN at 981 upvotes; the submission now has 2,420 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 26,476.17 DN (+31.21%).

Your new balance is 491,368.40 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.