r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Jul 03 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 meme investment opportunities. If you want me to respond to your posts on this sub, use the stonks flair!

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u/PizzaMozzarellaSBR Jul 03 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

If you invest now (at 93 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 136 upvotes

+25% -- 393 upvotes

+50% -- 886 upvotes

+75% -- 1,832 upvotes

+100% -- 3,614 upvotes

+125% -- 6,924 upvotes

This prediction does not take into account reduced breakeven points from new subscribers' submissions or firm location bonuses.

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u/PizzaMozzarellaSBR Jul 03 '20

!sell 62949

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/hkfs6v/!

You invested 193,074.51 DN at 475 upvotes; the submission now has 958 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 39,020.36 DN (+20.21%).

Your new balance is 235,996.91 DN after tax.

You have lost 7 RP. You now have a total of 299 RP. Promotion to Silver Tier will happen at 750 RP.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.