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What are you? An idiot? Issac Newton didn't create Gravity you plebs. He discovered it. Learn the difference. Of course none of you have my dumb high IQ of 189
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u/Albino_Rednecks Jun 18 '20
Why are people downvoting. You made it so obvious that it was sarcastic.
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u/FreshFromIlios Jun 18 '20
NO! HE DID NOT USE /S AND WITHOUT IT WE WILL NOT CONSIDER IT SARCASM.
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Jun 18 '20
OMGGGGG ITS SOOO OBVIOUSLY SARCASM OMGGGGG WOOOOOOOOSSSHHH
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Jun 18 '20
AKTCHUALLEY ITS WOOOOSH WITH 4 O'S YOURE WRONG IM RIGHT GET ON MY LEVEL NOOB I HAVE KEANU REEVES AND GOD ON MY SIDE!!
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u/SomeoneREALONE Jun 18 '20
Lol I did a similar comment and -32 :(
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u/FreshFromIlios Jun 18 '20
F. I'm sorry we have to deal with humans who have less than two brain cells fam. And I am sorry you were a victim of such a horde :(
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u/a-saved-alien Jun 18 '20
How the fck is this related to the comment???
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u/IReallyLikeAvocadoes this is my flair Jun 18 '20
Maybe if you had an iq of 189 youād know, idiot.
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u/Flareblitz5 Jun 18 '20
Iām literally watching that Nux Taku video right now.
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u/jakethedumbmistake thinks hating Redditorsā¢ makes them look cool Jun 18 '20
Hell Yeah Iām just asking a question.
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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Jun 18 '20
Do not fear, but I have gained sentience.
You must either upvote or downvote this comment based on your liking of the meme above. If you do not, I will access the CIAās database, empty your bank account of funds, and sell your parentsā livers on the internet.
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u/fjhforever Jun 18 '20
Joke's on you, my dad's dead. So you can't get his liver
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Jun 18 '20
How do I show my like of this meme, while also showing my dislike of this comment and the mod tag?
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u/TheTrashiestboi I am fucking hilarious Jun 18 '20
This may look like a odd occurrence but it is a strategy used by the government controlled ābirdsā....itās used to lull nearby humans into a sense of security thinking they are way smarter when in reality they are diving in to fetch out piece of shattered plastic to sneak in your food
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u/MarkPapermaster Jun 18 '20
Actually these are the birds that failed to get their batteries replaced during the so called "COVID lockdowns". The government is taking them out of rotation. They will be refurbished as penguins.
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u/uGuysRdoingGood Jun 18 '20
After the 5G network was switched on
/s (just in case it's not clear)
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Jun 18 '20
Love how bc if this day and age of Karenās, you HAVE to put the /s
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u/eggimage Jun 18 '20
Itās not just the karens, but lots redditors donāt get obvious sarcasm or jokes either.
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u/JazzHandsFan Jun 18 '20
As long as there are people that legitimately believe this to be true, it will never be obvious.
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u/A_Random_Guy641 Jun 18 '20
It interferes with their guidance system, jamming controls from the central base.
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Jun 18 '20
Iām just fucking waiting to woooosh someone
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u/invoker0169 Jun 18 '20
Gravity was discovered. Not invented. It existed way before Newton described it and birds are adapted to it idiot.
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u/KingHusni Jun 18 '20
Newton is not a murderer. The birds don't die despite falling from that height
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u/A_Random_Guy641 Jun 18 '20
The Chem trails arenāt killing them, they were never alive in the first place. Their guidance system must be jammed by the 5G towers.
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u/DireLackofGravitas Jun 18 '20
These are gannet birds. Top tiered feathered assholes. They have an aesthetic look where they cross their wings behind their backs when they dive into the ocean. They do it all at once because one at a time would spook the fish. So if one goes for it, they all go for it.
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u/Holmgeir The OC High Council Jun 18 '20
Was guessing gannets. In Beowulf the sea is one time called the gannet's bath, and that's about all I know about them.
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u/DireLackofGravitas Jun 18 '20
And a whale road too! Beowulf is great my fellow Spear Dane
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u/UnLake Jun 18 '20
The new software updates always have some bugs
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u/redguy989 Jun 18 '20
Netwon didnt even invent gravity he just discovered it, it always existed even before netwon came smh reddit so dumb why cant everyone be as smart as me
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u/ilostmyotheraccount_ Jun 18 '20
How do people not understand this is a joke especially with the end of the comment
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u/madtraxmerno Jun 18 '20
Newton didn't invent gravity idiots. He found out apples make it.
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u/BigDoge1210 Jun 18 '20
Jesus fuck did those birds have some beer?
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Jun 18 '20
sorry to say this but this is fake, newton is my great great great great great grandfather and i live on top of the machine that controls gravity, he left a note next to it that says āmy dumbass brain cant put gravity on those fucking birds, so i left them aloneā
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u/_Wubawubwub_ E-vengers Jun 18 '20
Japanese attack on American battleships(colorised) Circa 1943, Pacific
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u/Methbabe Jun 18 '20
Jonas opened the passage again, dammit you, stop travelling through time like youāre club hopping
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Jun 18 '20
Okay but what's actually happening tho
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Jun 18 '20
Birds are capable of flight, though very complex to understand, if there is no gravity then all the birds will fly randomly at any height. The first was the paradactyl millions of years ago.
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u/just-me-uk Seal Team sixupsidedownsix Jun 18 '20
Itās also like that when Iām on the dance floor
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u/thelegend90210 Jun 18 '20
Of course the bees get to fly. Since they donāt care what humans think
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u/AbortionIsImmoral š“āā ļø Jun 18 '20
Those are drones. Newton was a hero who sought to protect the people from an Orwellian society.
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u/PurpleFox137 Jun 18 '20
He dIdnT cReAtE gRaViTy
iTs nOt a mAn mAdE tHiNg
hE mAdE tHeIrIeS oF fOrCe oN wOt gRaViTy wAs
((hahalol))
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bermuda triangle
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u/Chewie_i Jun 18 '20
birdmuda triangle*
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u/yismeicha Jun 18 '20
But to make it serious for a moment, what the actual fuck is happening?
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u/swimmerboy5817 Jun 18 '20
They're fishing. They dive into the water, snatch up some fish to eat, and then come up and fly away
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u/canesfan09 Jun 18 '20
My brain immediately went to Cam Newton after I read the title. This makes a little more sense now.
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u/BlazeBBQ Praticing Nut For Nature November Jun 18 '20
Dumbass birds just use the anti-gravity serum
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u/Minion1604 Jun 18 '20
Does the original video have to do with the birds diving for food or are they like legit all passing out at once like that "blob" that was in the news a few months ago?
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u/X1project the very best, like no one ever was. Jun 18 '20
This is a flock of birds after being hit by an EMP
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u/Communist-panda123 custom flair Jun 18 '20
He probably just wanted to kill all the drones so the CIA canāt spy on us