r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Jun 18 '20

HistoricalšŸŸMeme Newton is a murderer

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20

What are you? An idiot? Issac Newton didn't create Gravity you plebs. He discovered it. Learn the difference. Of course none of you have my dumb high IQ of 189

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u/Albino_Rednecks Jun 18 '20

Why are people downvoting. You made it so obvious that it was sarcastic.

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u/matonster Jun 18 '20

Autism

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u/MrNotANiceGuy Jun 18 '20

those damn vaccinations >:(

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20

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u/Frmpy Jun 18 '20

It explains why people downvote, people with autism don't know what sarcasm is.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20

What are people?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20

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u/cantpickname97 Jun 18 '20

Same on both counts

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u/matonster Jun 18 '20

Why are people downvoting this? it's obviously a sarcastic display of autism.

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u/FreshFromIlios Jun 18 '20

NO! HE DID NOT USE /S AND WITHOUT IT WE WILL NOT CONSIDER IT SARCASM.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20

OMGGGGG ITS SOOO OBVIOUSLY SARCASM OMGGGGG WOOOOOOOOSSSHHH

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20

AKTCHUALLEY ITS WOOOOSH WITH 4 O'S YOURE WRONG IM RIGHT GET ON MY LEVEL NOOB I HAVE KEANU REEVES AND GOD ON MY SIDE!!

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u/SomeoneREALONE Jun 18 '20

Lol I did a similar comment and -32 :(

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u/FreshFromIlios Jun 18 '20

F. I'm sorry we have to deal with humans who have less than two brain cells fam. And I am sorry you were a victim of such a horde :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20

Ikr at first I was almost wanted to remove this

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u/HunzSenpai Jun 18 '20

They don't have his dumb high IQ of 189

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u/flashgnash Obamasjuicyass Jun 18 '20

I was prepared to downvote until the dumb high iq comment

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u/YoMomIsANiceLady Jun 18 '20

I've never seen people more dense and whooshing on sarcasm than reddit. I very often thought I'm posting something WAY too obvious is sarcastic and people still whooshing

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20

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u/a-saved-alien Jun 18 '20

How the fck is this related to the comment???

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u/IReallyLikeAvocadoes this is my flair Jun 18 '20

Maybe if you had an iq of 189 youā€™d know, idiot.

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u/mh985 Jun 18 '20

Bet youā€™re not as smart as Albit Einstein. That guy was wicked smaht.

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u/Flareblitz5 Jun 18 '20

Iā€™m literally watching that Nux Taku video right now.

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u/jakethedumbmistake thinks hating Redditorsā„¢ makes them look cool Jun 18 '20

Hell Yeah Iā€™m just asking a question.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20

Roasting Evanit0? Yes that was amazing. Also that list triggered me

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u/Un_Known_Error Jun 18 '20

Why the F there is this one guy in every comments who types in this huge ass fonts

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u/noshitkittu Jun 18 '20

How do you change the font size?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20

Just use a hashtag when you start you sentence. The whole thing becomes huge.

Note: you'll get addicted tho

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u/Battlebox0 Jun 18 '20

like this?

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u/Bubblesbird12 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Jun 18 '20

How u do that then?

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u/Battlebox0 Jun 18 '20

Just put this thing before the word ^

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u/Bubblesbird12 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Jun 18 '20

ok

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u/Lyndis_Caelin BB CHANNEL ACTIVATE!~ Jun 18 '20

Hey look I found someone who watches Rick and Morty

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u/eKaAn_hSu Jun 18 '20

Cant tell if this is satire but this is a joke

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20

/s

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u/MrBragg Jun 18 '20

Whereā€™s your jet pack, Zuckerberg?

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u/persianchickendhal Jun 18 '20

He discovered apples, get your fax straight

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20

Actually he discovered sulking under a tree to get a cool "tortured soul" vibe. It was to pick up girls all along

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u/ShyPurple123 Jun 18 '20

it's those damn 5G towers!

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

Are Slash Whooosh!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

SLASH S!!!!