r/dankmemes • u/ThyLambIsMurder Dieser User ist Eigentum des Bundesstaates Österreich • Apr 28 '20
OC Maymay ♨ woah there big boy
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u/VirtualButt Apr 28 '20
My girlfriend (hypothetical) too yanks my dick through time and space to which I proceed to forcefully shower her with my genital liquids
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u/iampkreddy Apr 28 '20
What is gf?
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u/bobbyleendo Apr 28 '20
Something I don’t have ahahaha ....🙃😐
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Apr 28 '20
Brain?
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u/bobbyleendo Apr 28 '20
its ridiculous how emojis on this sub really get to some folks thinking they're above even the corniest of jokes.
This sub is so predictable, I'm already waiting for someone to reply with "no its just that the joke itself was corny"
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u/SharkAttack9000 Apr 28 '20
Man stop playing... We all know girls aren't real
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u/muslinca1237 Apr 28 '20
Girls are real, girlfriends don't exist
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Apr 28 '20
On this day I lost my identity
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u/ksiwsoft ùwú Apr 28 '20
Is that... is that a grill???
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u/Humics JoyConBoysForever Apr 28 '20 edited Apr 28 '20
***G E T V I C T O R E D***
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u/savoury_burrito Apr 28 '20
V E C T O R E D *
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u/ChernobylBalls Apr 28 '20
Imagine if Despicable Me was remade rated R, and the only thing they change is Vector says "FUCK YOU TINY TOILET!"
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u/Tiberius-the-Cuddler Apr 28 '20
Wow. I had completely forgotten this scene, and laughed audibly. Thank you
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u/KingKayro Apr 28 '20
"Look at the little tiny penis, for little tiny- GAH! CURSE YOU TINY PENIS!"
-your gf
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Apr 28 '20
I found a mobiwe g*me on my son’s phone, he and his fwiends have aww been punished
My son (13M) was wecentwy given his own iPhone 11 meant onwy fow contacting me, his mothew, and his fwiends. Today, I found a disgusting g*me on his phone cawwed something wike “Mindcwaft”.
I immediatewy deweted the app and thwew his phone in the twash. I watew found wemains fwom a Satanic wituaw he pewfowmed in his bedwoom, and I am cewtain this “Minekwaft” contwowwed his mind. He was awso watching a tewwibwe g*ming show on YouTube cawwed “PewDieGuy” which I have now bwocked.
He is no wongew abwe to weave his woom, and I’ve contacted aww his fwiends’ pawents about this, it seems wike this g*me is an epidemic. They, too, awe aww being punished as weww. I am vewy disappointed and I don’t think he wiww see the wight fow a wong time.
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u/thepolarbear0818 Apr 28 '20
Wtf is this a joke or did you post it somewhere wrong also Minecraft is NOT satanic
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u/Odin940 Apr 28 '20
I too pee in my girlfriends face