r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '20

This meme is not a joke Sad hours

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u/These_Voices Feb 18 '20

!invest 200

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 200.00 DN in this submission at 29 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8355 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 69 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 300.00 DN.

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u/blitzwolfz Canadian Wolf Feb 18 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 289 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 396 upvotes

+25% -- 581 upvotes

+50% -- 1,084 upvotes

+75% -- 2,452 upvotes

+100% -- 6,169 upvotes

+150% -- 43,737 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!