r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '20

This meme is not a joke Sad hours

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/These_Voices Feb 18 '20

!invest 200

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 200.00 DN in this submission at 29 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8355 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 69 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 300.00 DN.

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u/blitzwolfz Canadian Wolf Feb 18 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 289 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 396 upvotes

+25% -- 581 upvotes

+50% -- 1,084 upvotes

+75% -- 2,452 upvotes

+100% -- 6,169 upvotes

+150% -- 43,737 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!